Obviously being lighthearted but she's recently turned into an obnoxious she-devil who can't help answering back, being belligerent and generally making me want to run away from home.
She's 5.
Thank god she's back in school on Tuesday!!
I can't deal wth the tantrums and backchatting and snide smile when I tell her off 
no one warned me 5 was the new 16!
Please, send help!