Ideas to get revenge on neighbours (lighthearted)

[IDoDaChaCha]

Waiting for exchange and completion on a house and will finally be getting away from nightmare neighbours who have made our lives hell with their door slamming, arguing, smoking weed, delinquent sons tearing around on trail bikes etc etc....

Any ideas how we can make life as unpleasant as possible for them for these last couple of months we're here?

Be as evil as possible!!

You don't have to own a property to apply for planning on it.

Won't cost a fortune to apply for planning permission to demolish their house . . . .

I also feel sorry for the new home owners, but in my case I'm selling to a single ftb who works away at least half of the year.

He won't have to worry about getting his baby to sleep etc and I can sell to him with as clear a conscience as possible.

Nobody should have to live next door to rude, loud, inconsiderate neighbours, but so many do.

Wait for them to go away, set up a hydroponic operation in their back garden. Put a several big locks on the door so that they spend ages trying to get in, getting more and more excited about all the weed in there. Enjoy listening to their yelled expletives when they discover that the shed is full of tomatoes.

@Ttbb

Shame you can't get in really - friend of DM's discovered her 'D'P was cheating so used her key to go in while he was away, sprinkled cress seed liberally all over his thick expensive carpets, misted them with water and turned the heating on

Invite 20 3 year olds round and encourage them to scream lots.

At 6am.

You can post glitter, I'll find the link ...

postyourenemiesglitter.com/
Quite low key and none violent but bloody hell the vacuuming required forever more

I like the glitter idea, I am none violent!

I love the cress and bird seed ideas! Could you sign them up to loads of junk mail? Save wee in a bottle pour it all around the front door so it stinks?
I also think the glitter idea is brilliant!

Empty a whole bottle of Gorilla glue into their door locks on the day you leave, whether they are indoors or out. Try to do it in good time for it to set completely.

Then post poo (not Pooh, he is a bear) through the letterbox so they have to stay in with the smell, or will walk in it when they finally get back in, depending on whether they are in or out.

With Christmas coming it would only be right to have flashing outside lights as near to their bedroom window as possible and leave them on all night. Even better if they play tinny music as well.