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...to want a decent pint of traditional British beer in the local pubs ?

70 replies

FloControl · 26/08/2017 20:45

I am fed up to the back teeth of seeing nothing but yellow cask ale behind the bar. Everywhere it's blonde this, pale that or golden the bleeding other. It never seems to change from one month to the next. Great if you like this variety of bland, tasteless witchpiss (the publicans and pubcos might suggest this) but those who like beer to look like beer and taste like beer are increasingly alienated. What happened to proper beers like Riggwelter, Bateman's XXXB, Old Speckled Hen, Banks' Mild ? Stop pandering to the lager set and let's have some adequate choice please.

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thenightsky · 26/08/2017 20:49

Where are you in the country? Plenty round here in the villages and towns of North Lincolnshire.

LakieLady · 26/08/2017 20:51

Plenty in Sussex, too. Harveys Sussex Best is sold year round in loads of pubs, and mighty fine stuff it is.

I quite like some of those light, hoppy bitters on a hot day though. More refreshing when it's warm.

ClaudiaWankleman · 26/08/2017 20:54

Presumably they sell what sells?

BlueDecor · 26/08/2017 20:55

My local The Traf has many many great English Ales guested and rotated on a regular basis.

TinklyLittleLaugh · 26/08/2017 20:57

Loads of traditional beer up here in the north west. Personally I like the hoppy stuff though.

PickingOakum · 26/08/2017 20:58

It's because pales and blondes are cheaper and the profit is greater.

I only drink darks (I find blondes have a very parma violets taste) but I'm lucky in that we have a lot of micro breweries in the area.

RonSwansonsMoustache · 26/08/2017 21:01

We have at least two choices in every pub around here (North West).

coldcanary · 26/08/2017 21:04

Really does depend on where you are in the country, I'm from the NW and prefer darker ales but I've tried a couple of very nice local pale ales up here recently. Similarly Yorkshire and the Lakes tend to serve good ales all round.
However (controversially!!) the last time I was in London all the beer that wasn't bottled tasted like warm horse piss and had about as much life in it after half a pint.

FloControl · 26/08/2017 21:08

Claudia. One local pub manager said much the same; well, the reason all the yellow shit sells is because there is literally no choice. On the odd occasion a proper beer comes up in one pub here, it is gone in no more than two days.

I'm in Leeds, West Yorkshire. At the moment I'm drinking Thwaite's Wainwright and it is the least worst of a bad lot in here tonight. One of them is Leeds Pale and that stuff tastes like scented soap.

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BannedFromNarnia · 26/08/2017 21:12

I love a good hoppy anything but I know what you mean - sometimes you just want a beer you can get your teeth into.

It might also be a summer thing, too, in some places?

TheCumbrian · 26/08/2017 21:15

Come to the Lakes for a weekend. Every other pub round here is a bloody microbrewery these days Grin

Spuddington · 26/08/2017 21:15

Large chain pub. We sell all of those traditional ales.

Spuddington · 26/08/2017 21:16

(Right now Landlord, Speckled Hen, Plum Porter, Pedigree and Doom Bar. Mild never sells)

coldcanary · 26/08/2017 21:19

Landlord is my go to beer if I'm not sure about the others on offer.

JamieLannisterToMyBedchamber · 26/08/2017 21:22

This seems a bit 1970s - isn't this why CAMRA was founded?

FloControl · 26/08/2017 21:24

Speckled Hen is my favourite beer, Pedigree isn't bad, Doom Bar used to be good then mass production ruined it, never had Plum Porter and Landlord is way overrated. So there !

I'm not an awkward sod, I just know what I like. Timothy Taylor Best Bitter, Ram Tam and Golden Best (yes) are superior products to Landlord. All academic anyway coz we have to put up with what the Management say we like, and wantAngry.

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Unescorted · 26/08/2017 21:26

In our part of Derbyshire most pubs will have something pale and hoppy, an amber and a stout or porter. I would recommend the Old Hall in Whitehough. They do an amazing selection of Belgian beer that you can trundle across the road to watch the cycling one day classics.

Lj8893 · 26/08/2017 21:29

Loads on offer in deepest, darkest Dorset!

thenightsky · 26/08/2017 21:30

Surprised to see you are in Leeds. It must have changed since I lived there. To be fair I moved to rural Lincolnshire in the mid-80s.

PokemonWanker · 26/08/2017 21:32

Also in Dorset and I agree there is loads on offer here.

In fact, I'd say less blonde/golden and more ruby/amber/porter.

We do have quite a few breweries though, and more seem to be popping up all the time.

FloControl · 26/08/2017 21:46

thenightsky. It's true. There's a few local breweries e.g. Ilkley Brewery and Leeds Brewery and I know more about brewing beer than these. And that's absolute fuck all. Leeds Brewery don't make anything decent and, ironically, the only beer worth drinking from Ilkley is Ilkley Gold. And you never see it, only the appalling Mary Jane. You might as well be drinking body spray.

I don't for one minute buy the notion that yellow beer sells the best, therefore, that is what will be supplied. I agree with the poster up thread who suggested it is down to cheapness and profit. However, I'm not suggesting the yellow fans should be driven out of town but rather a sense of balance and choice be the status quo.

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FloControl · 26/08/2017 21:56

On reflection, the golden ales tend not to be so bad but the pales and blondes are, by and large, undrinkable (in my humble opinion). Last week I sampled two different ones side by side in The Red Lion ( there was no choice) and I honestly couldn't tell the difference. Both tasted of grapefruit and flowers, yet one was 3.7% and the other 5%. I ended up with Abbot Ale, more expensive but a proper traditional British beer.

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thenightsky · 26/08/2017 22:00

I'm actually from Ilkley OP. Back in the day, we used to go to a tiny brewery/pub up the hill from Steeton at Goose Eye. Is that still there?

LadyFairfaxSake · 26/08/2017 22:04

Look for anything by Dark Star brewery. They're from Sussex but their beer is widely available & they do a good selection.

FloControl · 26/08/2017 22:23

Goose Eye Brewery is still in business, as far as I know. But I haven't been through Steeton for a few years.

If anyone is familiar with the Little My character from the Moomin books, a bearded male version of this is what I imagine all microbrewery staff look like. Hipster knobheads with a female hairdo. And lousy beer to bootAngry.

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