My grandma has a Bedlington Terrier called Hector. This morning the district nurse was there and was fussing the dog, the dog got excited and nipped her so she told him she was going to make a Hector Sandwich.
I get that it was a joke but my grandma is now upset and worried that the nurse will report the dog and he'll be put down (and made into a hector sandwich). Obviously I've explained this won't happen but can't guarantee the nurse won't report the dog obviously! Before she left she was fussing him and telling him he's her favourite dog so surely she can't be intending to report him?
Grandma is worried sick. AIBU to call the district nurse office and ask her what her plans are for the dog and to gently explain that the sandwich comment has had my poor grandma in knots all day?