I get called a stick in the mud all the time because I tut at people who do this kind of shit.
PLEASE KEEP OFF THE GRASS=Please pitch up and have a picnic
PLEASE STAND BEHIND THE BARRIER=Everyone except for your precious little one who obviously needs to see more than everyone else.
PLEASE KEEP SHOES OFF THE SEATS
PLEASE WAIT IN LINE
PLEASE WAIT TO BE CALLED
NO PHONES IN THE THEATRE
NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY
PLEASE WALK ON THE LEFT
STAND ON THE RIGHT
PLEASE DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS
Everyone has a reason for why the rules don't apply to them.
The rules are clearly only in place to spoil everyone's fun.
That family should absolutely be made to pay. Idiots.