What do you think of this. Prepared for the worst. Saw a light fitting I liked on line rang up the shop (everyone will have heard of it and they have branches in most towns) to see if it was in stock. Yes it was in stock they said. Made trip to said shop, saw light fitting on display, Said to shop assistant we'd like that light please.
She said I don't think there's any in the stockroom. I said well I rang up and you said it was in stock otherwise we wouldn't have bothered coming. Said she yes it's in stock and pointed up at the light - delivery 7 to ten days. I said so it's not in stock then. Yes it is in stock delivery 7-10 days.