BT are shit aren't they?
We had fibre optic broadband fitted a month ago. It's never worked properly since day 1.
ERROR 1: Engineer comes on a Friday to fit it. Rings our gate buzzer. DH puts down vacuum cleaner and opens font door. Nobody there. He goes to the gate and notices Openreach van turning around at the bottom of the street. DH props gate open and as he's standing on the kerbside of the drive, the engineer drives off! We had both garage doors open with cars inside - FFS! Dh spends FOUR HOURS calling the engineer and BT demanding to be seen today. BT refused. Said he had another job. DH LOST a day's holiday. Quite frankly I think the lazy sod wanted an early finish as I was informed they have up to four jobs a day.
ERROR 2: BT arrange for another engineer a week later. DH takes ANOTHER day's holiday. No engineer. Its seems BT 'forgot' to inform the engineer. 
ERROR 3: BT engineer arrives - 17th July. Everything goes as planned in terms of fitting the boxes etc. BUT internet doesn't work. Engineer is back again that day trying his best to sort out the issue. He fails. Luckily we still connected to our 'old broadband'. He thinks it's the 'card' as we are the first of '64' slots on it and it could be faulty.
'ERROR' 4: I say 'error' because actually we thought it was solved on this day! TWO engineers arrive - unbeknownst to me! BT failed to tell US this time - shocker . They test the fibre optic cable which is fine. They think maybe the cable they connected to is actually going to anther house - nope! They change the white box (the one that should have two solid green lights and one flashing green light). Still not working. One of the engineer's has a hunch - changes the box again and hey presto! It works! Seems, or so we thought, it was a dodgy batch of boxes.
ERROR 5: Our download speed is supposed to be 50 and upload is supposed to be 10. Nope. From day one, download has been okay 99% of the time but the upload has been at best 0.2 and sometimes 0. We inform BT. Engineer arrives - the same as day 1. He believes it's a hardware issue at the exchange as everything he tests is showing no problems.
ERROR 6: BT engineer comes today. Lovely chap. Straight away, there is no issue in the house or with the cable running to the 'splitters' at the top of the street. Phones BT. Tells them the second green light is momentarily flashing and 'oddly' last night the download and upload speeds 'switch'!?! Download becomes 3 and upload suddenly becomes 50 and on one occasion 230!!! BT REFUSE, YES, REFUSE, to believe it's a hardware problem. They then shockingly tell openreach that their equipment isn't precise enough to know it's not a problem within the house. The engineer was quite restraint in his frustration - he wondered why the f* BT give them the very equipment they now say are not 'accurate enough'. So he phones a 'mate' who I think is a PTO (precision testing officer) who thinks he knows the problem but didn't elaborate with our engineer, who was frustrated AGAIN! He said he's look at it tomorrow or Thursday.
So, we are no further forward. Our internet black box frequently goes from blue to orange several times an hour and has been doing this since last night. We thought it was the engineers 'doing something' to prepare for today! Engineer calls at 6ish to say they will ring Friday with a solution I think which would be either a fix by the engineers PTO mate, a fix remotely on Friday or the engineer and hopefully the PTO coming to our house again on Friday.
DH has understably told BT that we are cancelling the direct debit until it is fixed. We shouldn't be paying for a service we aren't being provided with should we? The internet is FULL of shit stories about BT not owning up to their mistakes, disbelieving openreach engineers when they say they think they know what the problem is and then taking months to rectify it - all because they have the friggin monopoly.
I told DH to write to the ombudsman. But it is frustrating because they have apparently, and they have admitted to, being told several times by FOUR ENGINEERS that it is a hardware issue at the exchange and they refuse to believe this.
Are we BU for cancelling our direct debit?
Thanks for reading. IT stuff is never easy or entertaining to read!