Bear with, this is suppose to be light hearted.
Me and dh went to one of our local national trust sites, as we were given couples membership for our wedding anniversary. I bloody love it!
We toured round the house and then headed to the cafe for obligatory cake n tea.
I had delicious pineapple and coconut cake, my dh classic Victoria sponge. When we sat down I pointed out there was no cream/buttercream in the middle. Just jam and sponge. He still enjoyed it, but we were both then joking, out of all places, NT is the place you would expect high standard execution of such a classic, British institution that is Vicky sponge!!!!
Where's the cream at? 
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