I really really hate the pictures depicting sex with two pairs of feet sticking out of the bed

[bumblebee50]

It makes me cringe so much. You know the ones, one bigger pair of feet a smaller pair with him obviously on top. Anyone else agree?

Doesn't bother me

Would you prefer a different POV? Such as what? They can't exactly show a close-up of genital action...

I don't know but I hate feet anyway.

Hairy testicles slapping against their lady companion?

It doesn't bother me.

Although I have just realised that my husband and I never have sex under covers.

Yes! YANBU. Such a cliche.

I don't know but I hate feet anyway.

Ah, you're my sort of person .

It annoys me on a few levels. Usually the feet are 'wrong' (girl together, man apart - how the heck are they actually shagging?), no one actually shags under a duvet as it's too warm/awkward and the fact it's a picture of people's ugly bloody feet to supposedly signify sex. All a bit odd, but I guess it's inoffensive but 'obvious'.

Yep sets my teeth on edge. Feels cutesy and cliche.

girl together, man apart - how the heck are they actually shagging?

It's a very common way to maximise friction, especially with CAT.

How about this photo, OP? At least the feet are at interesting angles.

What bothers me is that either the duvet is too short, or they must have it pulled over their heads.

MaidOfStars I meant in the cliched 'lovemaking' way that is meant to be portrayed. I'm quite aware people have sex in different ways, thanks.

Yes me too! I loathe it. Its so.....crass. There's just something about it. I think it's just vulgar and I have no idea who started the trend, but a curse on them!!! You are defo NOT being unreasonable. I thought it was just me.

I don't mind, but I have a thing for awkward stock photos... www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/60-completely-unusable-stock-photos?utm_term=.al5awP#.klYv51

Although I have just realised that my husband and I never have sex under covers

Your heating must be a lot more efficient than ours (ooh, Matron)

Thesecond I can't work out how those feet have managed those positions?? Could it be a threesome with some missing feet

Those stock photos are amazing. Chuffed bum-willy man... Hitler-potato-girl!

Why do they exist? Also I'm pretty sure I know double-ice-lolly-lady

I always find those irritating too.

Those feet have definitely been on the footner

ALLthedinosaurs . Number 53 is actually a lot less unusable than you would think (the kind of photo that you might see adorning a supermarket poster round November time :( )

But I also always wonder with the stock photos of feet- .do they use actual people or fake feet that they position. And if actual people how awkward would that be to photograph? And do they put out adverts saying foot model needed? And audition for the nicest feet? So many questions...

yeah i hate them aswell. total cliche

If your feet aren't under the quilt monsters will get them. It's not safe.

dinosaurs I thought I recognised two lolly lady too . Where could we know her from , tv maybe ?

Nancy91 that only applies when your sleeping the monsters dont grab your feet during sex 😀

Yanbu!