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VanillaSugar · 04/08/2017 22:57

.... so I told him to Google "sootikins"

WinkGrinGrinGrin😁😀😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😀😀😁😂😂😁😀😀

That'll larn him!

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PuntasticUsername · 04/08/2017 23:34

Well played Grin

hiphopcat · 04/08/2017 23:37

FFS thanks for that. I just googled that, and now I can't unsee it! Sad

GeillisTheWitch · 04/08/2017 23:38

Direct him to penguin bollards next. Those fuckers will stalk his browser forever.

CockacidalManiac · 04/08/2017 23:39

Jesus, I've just googled that. Every day is a school day.

Valentine2 · 04/08/2017 23:41

Ah! That!
Grin

Stargirl82 · 04/08/2017 23:42

Arrrghh my eyes!! Shock

hiphopcat · 04/08/2017 23:43
Confused

Penguin bollards???

DH is on mumsnet aibu. ..
GeillisTheWitch · 04/08/2017 23:46

Penguin Bollards.

The MN solution to most parking disputes.

FeelingAggrieved · 04/08/2017 23:47

Why the hell is it mouse shaped?!

Also 😂 at the Urban Dictionary example about it hanging out of a skirt.

24HourPartyPerson · 04/08/2017 23:48

Why do people do this???
I fell for it once, never again, but... I... am... so... curious...now...

CheshireChat · 04/08/2017 23:50

What are sootikins?! And please don't tell me to Google it if it's gross, easily Envy

CockacidalManiac · 04/08/2017 23:51

'One entry defines a "sootikin" as a small mouse-shaped deposit formed in the vaginal cleft of poor women who did not wear undergarments - common until the 19th century. A sootikin built up over several weeks, even months, of not washing.'

leafv · 04/08/2017 23:52

Weirdly I've always wondered how gross it would have been then when people didn't wash - well now I know ha ha

CockacidalManiac · 04/08/2017 23:53

However, it may be apocryphal. Note the similar spelling.
'A sooterkin is a fabled small creature about the size of a mouse that certain women were believed to have been capable of giving birth to. The origin of this initially jocular fantasy lies in the 18th century, and some eminent physicians of the day considered it factual. It is attributed to a tendency of Dutch women to frequently sit on stoves or use them under their petticoats to keep warm, hence causing the breeding of a small kind of animal that would mature and be born.'

Maryz · 04/08/2017 23:57

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VanillaSugar · 05/08/2017 00:00

Feelingaggrieved that's just what DH said 😀😀😀😀

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CheshireChat · 05/08/2017 00:01

I'm not sure I wanted to know that, but it's oddly fascinating.

Thanks CockacidalManiac, bet you never thought you'd get the chance to type something like that!

alpacasandwich · 05/08/2017 00:14

I'm amazed the human race survived before we invented showers. Shagging someone on the third day of a festival is grim enough.

Maelstrop · 05/08/2017 00:26

I'm really glad I get a preview when I google something and it doesn't end up on my search history-dragon blood, wtaf??

PyongyangKipperbang · 05/08/2017 00:31

The wiki page that is the first hit for the search mentions a man "falling in love at first sight" with a chimp, getting her drunk and then being locked in his suite with her for 48 hours before dying of a strain of pnuemonia known only in apes!

CockacidalManiac · 05/08/2017 00:42

I've ordered the book now.

WatchingFromTheWings · 05/08/2017 00:56

.... so I told him to Google "sootikins"

I'd not heard of this until 30 seconds ago, now I know. You're evil!! 🙈

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