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CFN thread #10 (grand)

892 replies

WhatIsThisWatt · 04/08/2017 17:52

Thanks for title!

I'm trying to post this really quickly so that I can link on #9 so I'll be back soon. Grin

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madja · 04/08/2017 22:17

Illegal Manoeuvres in the Garden (IMG)

GinAndToast · 04/08/2017 22:17

I just love you all 😘

And I want sangria now.

Rubyslippers7780 · 04/08/2017 22:18

Wine i'm in. I could be one of your backing singers..?? I could bobble a tambourine??

MarilynWhirlwindRocks · 04/08/2017 22:18

WAIT! How did I miss this ?

"Am attempting to create an illustrated comic book of Vlad and Vanka. Will post on thread 10!"

You bloody star, ginger.

Anyone else want one? (High brandy-to-coffee ratio, in honour of SpanGran).

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SteamTrainsRealAleandOpenFires · 04/08/2017 22:20

Another band name:- "The Illegal Doors of Perception" (T)IDoP.

SteamTrainsRealAleandOpenFires · 04/08/2017 22:23

"The Illegal Doors of Stupidity" TIDS. TIDoS

Wonders71 · 04/08/2017 22:23

I got lost on about thread 5! Have the cheeky fuckers turned up yet?

bookbook · 04/08/2017 22:24

Band name Whatyyy and The ( Unofficial) Police

AlpacaLypse · 04/08/2017 22:26

@Whatyyyy your granny is amazing. So are you. You've coped with a situation that might have sent most of us bananas with dignity and common sense. You may officially have an MN prize of being amazing.

C8H10N4O2 · 04/08/2017 22:29

"Planning Hell and the Voiddoors"

Cambergirl · 04/08/2017 22:29

This has been fabulous. I can't wait until Monday. What a beautiful bunch of people you all are. FlowersWineGin

The lovely Paignton Coat of Arms with a really pissed off Dolphin. I think he ate the Bishop. Grin

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milliemolliemou · 04/08/2017 22:30

Right. I'm taking over the Watty musical. NO MORE stuff about the original situation. We need to move it on so:

WATTY solo song explaining situation

MUMSNET chorus (various)

SECRET BUILDERS SONG

ARIA from Whatty

PLANNERS SONG

Brief solo from Shop Keeper
Brief solo from friend
Duet reflecting friend meeting Shop Keeper

Mumsnet chorus

OP's posting song

SpanGran song

Muttering from secret builders/owners song develops

MUMSNET Chorus

WATTY braves builders - spoken song

Vlad hears about it

SPA GRAN arrives - Spanish song

PLANNER comes in, - duet with WATTY's solicitor

VLAD gets on plane

WATTY etc go out for drinks inviting nice shop keeper - quintet.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/08/2017 22:33

"Am attempting to create an illustrated comic book of Vlad and Vanka. Will post on thread 10!"

I missed this too!

socubatevira · 04/08/2017 22:33

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it gets better and better!!

madja · 04/08/2017 22:33

Wattyyy and the Wall Breakers

madja · 04/08/2017 22:35

I'm done now BlushGrin

LinoleumBlownapart · 04/08/2017 22:35

I'd add at least 2k to that figure to allow for the stonemason's work

I knew it!!! I knew they'd be a sexy stonemason coming on Monday who looks exactly like Alexander Skarsgård

Dianag111 · 04/08/2017 22:36

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Countessofthebadthings · 04/08/2017 22:36

Holy crap Cambergirl Paignton has a Coat of Arms???

Dianag111 · 04/08/2017 22:37

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prettybird · 04/08/2017 22:38

Diana - Mumsnet restricts threads to 1,000 posts so a new thread is them needed.

MarilynWhirlwindRocks · 04/08/2017 22:40

OP,

Are you 100% sure GTB's not hiding any new tape stocks about her person?

We know what effect Wine Wine and too much excitement has on her, not to mention the added lure of Ken on his way... Grin

BoreOfWhabylon · 04/08/2017 22:46

Whoever is posting the flags onTrello, please don't overlook the one Palermonese posted at the end of the last thread.

It's from Palermo in Sicily and is v ... distinctive

MarilynWhirlwindRocks · 04/08/2017 22:47

millie,

Nice work.
Are you Sonia Friedman?

SteamTrainsRealAleandOpenFires · 04/08/2017 22:52

Millie What genre will the musical be?