Normal state secondary school, new head so obvs we need a costly uniform change (less than 5 years after the last uniform change) to reflect the new regime 
Despite significant parental opposition (I know because I went to the so called "consultation") we now have to stump up for logoed blazers and ties. Expensive but hey ho, suck it up, whatever.
Except an email has just gone out reminding parents that the trousers and skirts HAVE to be one specific and expensive brand and cannot be cheapy or second hand because wait for it....
they are a patented shade of grey looks like tesco grey to me but what do I know
WTF? Is this even legal? The trousers start at £17 a pair FFS and ones to fit a 6th former are nearly £30 