My iPhone autocorrects clitoris to 'clutch' and then 'Clinton' WTF

[Snooks1971]

On Whatsapp. I don't regularly type any of the above. Just don't like being told that clitoris should be a car thing or fgs him with the small mouth.

My autocorrect entertains me all the time.... It doesn't approve of swearing!

Shit becomes shut...
Bugger becomes bigger....
Porn becomes port...

Obviously I never use these words....

Mine predicts it for me when I'm Jack's way through the word.
It does change Cadbury into Cavity though, which is quite apt!

Only me that is curious in what con text one would be whatsapping the word clitoris?!

When discussing the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society, of course.

(hoping at least someone gets it)

I've just reread my own post above. I have no idea where "Jack's" came from; it was meant to say "half"

Pants of course yes it was an acronym
I've done an experiment - if I type vagina it gets as far as vag and then it auto-corrects to Bag and then Vague
Tis funny though - although seem to spend ages re-typing basic words

Here's a new one my phone tried to pull on me tonight... Thought I'd share to entertain...

WhatsApp message to gay friend who is Irish, a Christian and having a ceremony in the near future. There have been a few issues with friends / family / church about this as you can imagine....

Here's what I wanted to type: "You getting excited?"

Here's what my phone suggested when I typed 'exco' (I hit the 'o' instead of the 'i'): "You getting excommunicated"

Words cannot express how relieved I was to catch that before it sent!!!

I swear I've never typed the word excommunicated in my life!! My phone obviously hates me....

I just want to know why every time I type 'ones' it gets corrected to 'ines'. What is ines??

Mine does 'the' to 'RBS'. I don't bank with them, have had no reason ever to type it into my phone.

Mine autocorrects "cunt" to "club fun". And "orgasm" to "or gas meter". It's pretty new though, do phones get used to you?

Mine does RC for TV. No idea why.