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user1498911589 · 24/07/2017 03:18

I can hear somebody or something in the garden and I'm home alone.

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robinsongyal · 24/07/2017 06:00

Haha! Make sure you supply him with water & shade as today is going to be very hot!

robinsongyal · 24/07/2017 06:01

At least it was a goat 😅How strange

SafetyBird · 24/07/2017 06:02

We need a photo!

user1498911589 · 24/07/2017 06:05

DP is pandering to it's every need, I'm going back to bed whilst he works out how to remember to shut the gate

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JustMumNowNotMe · 24/07/2017 06:07

Seriously Victor, get a grip! You can't call the Police for shit like this.

My best friends husvand is a police officer, most nights he says there are 3 pairs of officers to respond to emergencies for the whole county, such is the state of the force after cuts! They really don't have time to appease your bloody feelings Hmm

NorksAreMessy · 24/07/2017 06:28

An actual MumSNet goat!
Shall we name her?

'Benefit' (make up brand, natch)

The choices are endless

Miserylovescompany2 · 24/07/2017 06:37


Yes - we need photographic evidence such a creature exists...

ShowMeWhatYouGot · 24/07/2017 07:25

Full name Entitled-cancel the cheque-LTB-goady the goat

SafetyBird · 24/07/2017 07:29

I vote Balonz!

user1498911589 · 24/07/2017 08:23

Entitled-the-goat Grin

I'll be sure to get a photo next time, it's happened before so I don't know why I didn't guess it was the goat last night.

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CircleofWillis · 24/07/2017 11:15

Can you get a picture of entitled before you send him back?

user1498911589 · 24/07/2017 12:23

DP took him back when I was back in bed, I'll take a picture if he's where I can see him when I walk the dog tonight.

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TheMaddHugger · 24/07/2017 12:28

((((((((((Happy Hugs))))))))))) OP. Thankful it wasn't more then an 'escape goat'

TheEmmaDilemma · 24/07/2017 12:30

This has cheered me up no end!

faithinthesound · 24/07/2017 12:55

We need to call her Sharon, obviously.

SaucyJack · 24/07/2017 13:00

Maui would be a nice name for a goat.

Exotic, like.

user1498911589 · 24/07/2017 13:18

Exotic, like

Exotic as in goat curry exotic?

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RortyCrankle · 24/07/2017 13:41

Surely it has to be Goatzilla? Sleep well OP Smile

comedycentral · 24/07/2017 13:51

Well thus ended very well!

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