To think about calling the police

[user1498911589]

I can hear somebody or something in the garden and I'm home alone.

[robinsongyal]

Haha! Make sure you supply him with water & shade as today is going to be very hot!

[robinsongyal]

At least it was a goat 😅How strange

[SafetyBird]

We need a photo!

[user1498911589]

DP is pandering to it's every need, I'm going back to bed whilst he works out how to remember to shut the gate

[JustMumNowNotMe]

Seriously Victor, get a grip! You can't call the Police for shit like this.

My best friends husvand is a police officer, most nights he says there are 3 pairs of officers to respond to emergencies for the whole county, such is the state of the force after cuts! They really don't have time to appease your bloody feelings

[NorksAreMessy]

An actual MumSNet goat!
Shall we name her?

'Entitled'?
'Policelog'
'Pom'?
'Narcissa'
'Benefit' (make up brand, natch)
Balonz.?

The choices are endless

[Miserylovescompany2]

Entitled-the-goat!!!

Yes - we need photographic evidence such a creature exists...

[ShowMeWhatYouGot]

Full name Entitled-cancel the cheque-LTB-goady the goat

[SafetyBird]

I vote Balonz!

[user1498911589]

Entitled-the-goat

I'll be sure to get a photo next time, it's happened before so I don't know why I didn't guess it was the goat last night.

[CircleofWillis]

Can you get a picture of entitled before you send him back?

[user1498911589]

DP took him back when I was back in bed, I'll take a picture if he's where I can see him when I walk the dog tonight.

[TheMaddHugger]

((((((((((Happy Hugs))))))))))) OP. Thankful it wasn't more then an 'escape goat'

[TheEmmaDilemma]

This has cheered me up no end!

[faithinthesound]

We need to call her Sharon, obviously.

[SaucyJack]

Maui would be a nice name for a goat.

Exotic, like.

[user1498911589]

Exotic, like

Exotic as in goat curry exotic?

[RortyCrankle]

Surely it has to be Goatzilla? Sleep well OP

[comedycentral]

Well thus ended very well!