Wen to a pub this afternoon for a quiet biz meeting with DP. A guy he knew was there (a few years younger than us -we're both 1967). DP went in to get the drinks whilst I chatted with the guy. It went like this:
Him: So, you're Alan's mum
Me: His mum:
Him: Yes, I can see the resemblance
Me: Ok, er, thanks. Have a good afternoon
,Runs into pub demanding botox and filler and thread lift and boob lift and tummy tuck for 50th in September>
DP thinks it's hysterical with his STOOPID baby face. I just wanted to cry
His mum is 78 FFS