We got a cat when i was 3, it always hated me. She was half tabby half persian so fluffy as it gets.
The ONE time it actually came to sit on my knee was my sisters 21st birthday, i was upstairs on the computer, and of course, she had just been in her tray and had a nice big log of shit stuck in her fur. Cue immediate shower. Fucking cat, it knew, it had to.
Other highlights was grabbing me around the head, claws out, piercing my unpierced ear and getting her claw stuck through it. And sticking her tail down the drain in the back yard which meant my dad having to hold her down and shower her, massive claw marks in the bath :P We have a knocked through living and dining room with one of the doorways baorded up, so the only doorway into the hall is right next to the half height wall, which she would run and sit on, ready to swipe at you when you tried to leave. My gran looking after her when we went on holiday was hilarious, she'd rig up a dining chair on a dressing gown belt to pull the door shut and keep it shut. She made me chase the cat around the house to lock it in the kitchen of a morning before i went to primary school as she was too scared of her so it began hating me, little bitch. It would hide under the table and suddenly dart out and attack your feet as you walked past.
She only liked my mum, followed her like a shadow, slept on her every night. My dad snored a lot so my mum would come wake me up to get in my bed if he was keeping her awake so i got relegated to the sofa. If i was in my own room the next night the cat would creep in, wake me up crushing my chest, realise i wasn't my mum, and piss off again.
When i was on the sofa she'd wake me up at half 3 every morning for food, she'd run head first in to my hand then meow in my face.
She could absolutely tell the time though, Without fail 5 minutes before my mums alarm went of in the morning (she got banned from upstairs by my very OCD sister after the shit in the fur incident) she'd creep up the stairs and sit outside the bedroom door howling and scratching to wake my mum up. She didn't understand weeks off though sadly :P