The bastards have invaded my personal space and the only answer to that is DEATH.
I dealt with various food insects in my life but this is on a different level. The bastards arrived through an open window and went straight for my carbs. They are bloody everywhere - in my flower, on the top of my muesli jar, on the cupboards, that's fair enough - but now they have taken interest in flesh and sit on people (MY people!), get in my bed, they don't bite but kinda stick to the skin and crawl. They are absolutely disgusting, I feel like something is tap dancing on me all the time, I find them everywhere, I walk on them, I sit on them, I swear at them, but do they care? Hell no, they even organised a nice wee cemetery on my window sill for their brothers in arms and regularly go there to pay their respects... which is funny as they are tiny and so bloody difficult to kill that they must die of laughter while seeing my fruitless efforts... I hate hate hate them so much I could shake but it would be a pointless waste of energy which will be better used on bleaching my house, myself and my family!
Does anyone know what the hell they are (so my swears can be more personal) and how to get rid of them? I'm spraying my whole house with eucalyptus as I type and I hate this smell...
P.S. great, now Mumsnet says my pics aren't pics... Well, try to imagine 1-2 mm long beetles (?) which crawl, jump (wtf?) and fly...