Okay I am needing some outside perspective because I seem to have entered an alternative dimension and am loosing my sense of reality.
I ordered a camera and lens from Amazon. They authorised the sale with my bank both as the whole order and in the two parts...it was sent in two parcels. Because the purchase was authorised twice I had a heart attack when I checked my bank balance as it showed £700+ in pending that I wasn't expecting.
Just to clarify I could see what had happened and had no worries the money would be taken twice, it was just that my bank, not being psychic didn't know, so had both lots of money on hold waiting for Amazon to take it. Which meant I had less than no money as all my funds were held in pending.
Hope you are following so far....I contacted Amazon, getting no joy they have a script and still to it with more tenacity than Mormons!...I also contacted my bank who were able to sort it out so I could access my money.
Thinking Amazon would want to know they had authorised a purchase twice and that this would cause problems for customers....after all who has that kind of money spare!...I contacted them. This is where we enter an alternate reality.
Amazon keeps sending the most patronising emails...one even had the wrong name!...telling me its a problem with my bank and definitely not a problem at their end. Authorising a large purchase twice is a real problem and if my bank hadn't been so helpful...thank you Halifax...I would have had no money at all until it because apparent the only one purchase was being processed and my funds were released.
Honestly all I wanted was for Amazon to say 'sorry, thanks for letting us know'. But I am now getting into a spiral of getting ever more irate as I get the next patronising communication from them all utterly refusing to comprehend what I am saying.
Is it just me or is Amazon being ignorant?