major Pmt come here for an argument!!!

[muckypup73]

Ok, spent way more time on Mumsnet than i should have today, arguing, yes not helpful, but somehow when I have Pmt it makes me feel better, so if you want to argue, please come here!!! My argument is about people that come across as tits!, so come forth and argue for what you want too!!!

Swarskid2184, for fucks sake!!!! did ya not get him pissed as a fart then shave his eyebrows as he was sleeping???? girl you aint lived!!!!

Swarskid2184, make sureyou get chilli sauce on it or I will never talk to you again!!!!

He was not out drinking- or he would have lost the bastard eyebrow hair. Cannot concentrate on talking to some one whose view is compromised by overwhelming eyebrow growth!!!!

muckypup73 he's a very dead 12th century archbishop. Got quite definitely stabbed a lot in the cathedral in Canterbury. But I don't think he was known for his sense of humour either.

That is now my only 'key objective' for tomorrow!

Nah neither would I!

Ok. Am now heading for kebab and definitely with chilli sauce and no shit from bastard kebab seller who should recognise my extreme pmt state!!!!

BeeFarseer, yep you need to divorce the bastard!!! you know if it was the other way roundhe woulda left ya you know that dont you???? its not fucking fair these woman have it all their own way!!!!

Swarskid2184, make sur it is proper lamb!!!! these fuckers rip you off you know!!! you go for afuckin kebab and come out with a fuckin turkey drumstick!

BeeFarseer, a twix is achoclate bar, if he disagrees, grab his balls and twist! hard!

IfYouGoDownToTheWoodsToday, lmao!!!!

deuxmoulins, your taste in telly is absolutely shite!!!

MsSusanStoHelit, hang on aminute? are you talking to a corpse or am I pissed?

Seriously your just a bunch of fuckin bullys!!!!! I am never oming on here ever again!!!!!!

lol

@muckypup73 Lots of corpses (corpsi??) - Thomas Becket is the dude's name, he's definitely dead, and my beef is with whichever bastard decided he'd be a bit more interesting with a random 'a' in his name, and then every fecker since that has repeated it.

I admit this is a very niche argument. But it annoys me.

Oh sod off, I hurt too much to argue. Feel like I've been run over by a bus and all my joints are subluxing.

If you'd like me to glare at you, I'm doing a pretty fierce one, this week, though.

Jaffa cakes do go hard when they go stale - no idea where that renders them in the cake/biscuit stakes, just that it's a bastard when you bite into a stale one

Oh and NEVER EVER dunk a Jaffa cake, it's truly horrid

Oh and of course there is no random 'a' in Thomas Becket's name

I don't have one in my name, does anyone else? No, they don't. So just cease with it fgs