ARRRRGGH back from 24 hours with the outlaws. MiL old, doddery but quite nice (apart from the rampant racism, senile dementia and funny smell). SiL on the other hand is a TOTAL SELF CENTRED BITCH!!!
Within one day she said the following:
(1) After telling us how green she was, and being told that her council had been known to send the recyclables to China to be dumped rather than take care of them: 'oh well it's China, it's not here right, so that's okay'.
(2) After her brother lost his wife after 30 years of marriage - in front of said brother 'well of course it was very difficult for me at the time, I'm still upset now'
(3) When my DD cried because she had been forced to go out in the cold and was late for a feed: 'god she's demanding isn't she, not like my dogs who are very loyal'
(4) In front of her elderly mum discussing changes to the house they both share: 'of course while we do have to consider mum's needs now, I'm really planning for after she dies, because I'll still have the house'
(5) After having completely fued up her PC by installing dodgy software to save paying five flipping quid for a decent utility 'well I don't see why you can't fix it for me, you are supposed to be the expert' (yes and people pay me a lot to be able to be rude to me, you don't pay, I just teach your computer to be mean to you when you really need it heheh).
I really think as a service to humanity I should be allowed to run her over......
....with a large truck
----full of lead
--several times