Synonym for bellend?

[BottleBeach]

I need to express how much I despise a man who is an arrogant charlatan. I can't use swear words. Come on MN- hit me with your best insults!

www.pri.org/stories/2014-09-18/glossary-scottish-insults

🛎🔚 the power of Emojis.
Just get him told!

user1471517900 oh no, now I'm stuck in a twitter hole and can't get out! Frankie Boyle called him a pioneering arsebirth!

Cockwomble, I first heard it on mn and now it's one of my all time favourites

Helmet Head
Cheese ball
Winker

I like cuntwipe.

Cockwomble. Classic

Will save 🛎🔚 for my next text argument with my brother ✔️

A waste of time, space, and oxygen, with delusions of adequacy.

delusions of adequacy - excellent!

Knob cheese, Michael Gove, Jeremy Hunt, smeg head.

Nincompoop
Dunderhead
Lummox
Clodhopper
Numskull

Some great ones here:
www.nosweatshakespeare.com/resources/shakespeare-insults/

How about Clusterfuckingknobjockey.... or spunk trumpet....

Just call him a festering bellend. He will be so shocked he may get the hint..