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Synonym for bellend?

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BottleBeach · 24/06/2017 21:41

I need to express how much I despise a man who is an arrogant charlatan. I can't use swear words. Come on MN- hit me with your best insults!

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3wayburger · 24/06/2017 22:06

🛎🔚 the power of Emojis.
Just get him told!

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BottleBeach · 24/06/2017 22:09

user1471517900 oh no, now I'm stuck in a twitter hole and can't get out! Frankie Boyle called him a pioneering arsebirth!

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MadameJosephine · 24/06/2017 22:19

Cockwomble, I first heard it on mn and now it's one of my all time favourites

FidgetSpinner · 24/06/2017 22:24

Helmet Head
Cheese ball
Winker

Addley · 24/06/2017 22:25

I like cuntwipe.

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BottleBeach · 24/06/2017 22:32

Cockwomble. Classic Grin

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BottleBeach · 24/06/2017 22:33

Will save 🛎🔚 for my next text argument with my brother ✔️

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nocoolnamesleft · 24/06/2017 22:34

A waste of time, space, and oxygen, with delusions of adequacy.

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BottleBeach · 24/06/2017 22:35

delusions of adequacy - excellent!

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Argeles · 24/06/2017 22:48

Knob cheese, Michael Gove, Jeremy Hunt, smeg head.

CrownOfPrawns · 24/06/2017 23:02

Nincompoop
Dunderhead
Lummox
Clodhopper
Numskull

HarrietSchulenberg · 24/06/2017 23:08

Some great ones here:
www.nosweatshakespeare.com/resources/shakespeare-insults/

Stoptherideiwannagetoff · 25/06/2017 09:30

How about Clusterfuckingknobjockey.... or spunk trumpet....

Madwoman5 · 25/06/2017 10:57

Just call him a festering bellend. He will be so shocked he may get the hint..

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