More Facebook tat..........

[Toomanycats99]

Surely this is just wrong........

Ha this on my local selling page too and I did debate a thread

I'm not easily shocked but I'm sitting here like this

That is without doubt the most horrific thing I've ever seen.

i did laugh my socks off. That is awful awful awful!

For a pleasurable douche 😂😂😂😂

Apparently something unicorny when it just looks like a dildo with some glitter and ribbon put on it.

Unic-horny

I'll get my coat

Reminds me of that joke about two nuns in the bath.

Leaping lizards, that is utterly fucking minging.

Jeez it's so....veiny

^^This.

I suppose it is like a unicorn horn. If by that she actually means dickhead.

Usual glitter crap...

End of year Teacher gifts maybe?!

Penis soap = thrush.

It's like Mister Maker gone really terribly wrong

Oh. Just Oh ..
That's all I can manage to say when I look at those photos..

I cannot wait for the look on the reception staff faces when they open their end of term gifts

You can never have too many cock soaps! 😂

Is it supposed to be a unicorn penis? As in the penis of a unicorn? At least that's what I read from the description on the box picture.

Seriously, who buys this shit?

Probably the same people who glitter their entire kitchen in those DIY on a budget groups Eminy

Well, that'll look just lovely sitting on the side of my bath when the tiler pops in today.
Where are you supposed to keep it when it's not in use?

The penis soap looks very human, though. I'm sure unicorn/horse schlongs look different.

Been waiting ages for one of these threads!
Here is my contribution - enjoy!! There's a real chance you'll never sleep again!

I don't have one by the way. I'm just hypothetically speaking

I have a glittery tat contribution too. The 'creator' seems to have a fan base with a waiting list. Maybe I live in a tacky area

So when you're lathering up it looks like you're wanking a bar of soap?

Where's my picture, maybe it's the wrong shape for this thread!

Your picture is there, Lived