To think you don't need to tan your bum cheeks so thongs around the swimming pool are pointless

[Missb00]

On holiday, thongs and arse cheeks everywhere around the pool and beach.

Why do you need to tan your bum cheeks?

Thongs are gross imo. Detritus from people's arse cracks being grated into the pool. As a society we've gone fucking mad.

Butt cheek gratings 😂😂😂😂😂

Wouldn't they be butt crack gratings?

Complete with the odd curly hair... like pork scratchings...

I'll leave that thought there.

The style of swimsuits has changed to be more high cut and thong backs quite recently. I personally prefer them as standard bikini bottoms just ride up and end up looking like a thong anyway but more uncomfortable due to having an ample arse. And a high cut makes legs look longer which I definitely benefit from as I am proportionally all wrong. I will be getting my bum cheeks out on holiday as having a tan disguises my stretch marks on my bum and thread veins on my legs. Like a PP I would go naked but that's frowned upon!

Have to say I find it disconcerting on men, I remember as a child that there was a rather flamboyantly dressed gay couple at our resort and they LOVED their thong speedos had quite a collection between them, and covered with sheer floral chiffon trousers when at the restaurant for lunch. They got away with it whereas I had to change out of shorts as there was a dress code

Yes indeed Shockers. Lovely .
I thought I'd added a correction, obviously not.
Tbf it 'cracked me up earlier as have had a night full of vomit with a poorly child.

Ah! I too had a vomit filled night... but there were no poorly children. I can't even say it was down to high jinks and gluttony; I just have a bug.

YABU.

I spent years living abroad.

Things and being topless were the norm.

And no, no one needed a tan but living somewhere where it's 30° average all year round tanning was pretty normal and it meant choosing a top was easier as no dodgy strap marks!

I went topless but thongs have never been my thing.

I'd just love my bottoms over to tan the arse!

Men and women! And come to think of it yeah I'd totally go topless so I don't know why bum cheeks offend me so 😁

That's pants.
Hope you're feeling better today.

Personally I like to lay in the sun nude, but as I rarely go to private villa stays that aren't overlooked, I have to make do with very skimpy clothing.

Maybe I holiday in boring places, but I have never seen anyone in a thong, and I rarely see anyone topless these days. We tend to stay away from popular, busy resorts.

I don't care how nice anyone's arse is - I don't want to see it. Thongs give me the heeby jeebies and just so unhygenic.

who wants cancer on their bum cheeks? It'd be harder to spot given its behind you....