This is from a Bill Maher FB post. I'm not on FB so I can't link and am paraphrasing;
The US postal service released a Donald Trump postage stamp. But it appeared defective as it would not stick to the envelope. Trump demanded a Congressional investigation! After $1.3 million dollars in Congressional spending it was determined that the stamp was not defective nor was the adhesive faulty.....(wait for it)....people just kept spitting on the wrong side of the stamp! (Ba-dum Tish!).
Speaking of Trump-emblazoned products, we have doggie poo bags with his face emblazoned on them that say 'dumps for Trump'. We use them proudly!
Looking forward to Sessions testimony today. I'm assuming it's still an open session.