ok heres one that'll make you laugh! Or maybe not.....

[powder28]

A friend of mine once said to me

'How do i teach my child that people who shop in morissons are dirty?'

She also said she once invited a friend of her ds1 over to play because she thought 'it would be good for him to have a black friend'
Then when she realised this woman lived in a council house she didnt want to meet up with her again.

I think she may have lost the plot

This is absolutely true by the way, I know it seems completely ludicrous. Anyone else had any similar comments made to them?

phew, thank the lord for that, ellbell! My kids are safe for a few years!! That other lazy teacher, sarahhal, clearly has plenty of time on her hands again, dontcha Sarah?! Lap tops in the classroom? I don't know, what is this world coming to?! I rmember when photocopiers didn't exist and teachers had to use a strange thing with a handle that copied things in purple ink (well they did in my backwater school) I'm also a Southern Jessie, lured up North by love (so you are not alone!)

I love penisy hands and also Piss Save. Best laugh in ages.

Im a southern jessie who was born in the north and now i have a husband who is from yorkshire. He is learning that no matter how stubborn he is and how much he thinks he is right that i will get my own way in the end!

How about scummerfield? I also noticed that Focus backwards is sucof, I was VERY bored that day.

My DS just had his hands in his diaper... then touched me with his penisy hands!!!!

My son is ALWAYS playing with himself. Sometimes i think he is going to pull it off!!
Then again my hubby has his hands down his own pants most of the time too so im getting twice the penisyness-LOOK A NEW WORD

Im really sorry for this but i just cant help myself.

Whats 20 foot long and stinks of pi*s?

The queue at lidl

Sorry!

. I like that a lot!!!!