To bleach everything, burn the house down and then move?

[TwoDrifters]

Currently awake, terrified, as there's a mouse in my bedroom. I've never seen a mouse in this house in 16 years of living here.

WIBU to bleach everything then torch the place?

Been lying awake shaking for the last hour, now sat on sofa with blanket wrapped tightly around me. Arrrggh.

We've got a fucking rat

On the doorstep the ratty little bastard was!!! Then it ran under the raised bed where there was a hole.

We have a cat, obviously not a deterrent

We've put poison down which doesn't seem to be working ,next step dh will be doing something awful with the exhaust pipe( fingers in ears,la la la la!!!)

Oh crikey, Darkstarrheart, I didn't know that! I'm still stood here at Brighton beach, still stood in the water up to my neck. I've lost track of time but I know it's quite a few days now... Yikes and they have a liking for hair! Mine's waist length so I'm panic stricken even more if that's possible. I guess there's a good chance they'll get tangled up in it though. A single lining in every single cloud as I thought about getting it cut short with this scorching weather. Now I feel like Medusa though 😫. I'm actually trying to stop myself from having a panic attack. I can't call anyone now as my phone is almost as flat as a pancake. I'm using it for emergency uses only now. I can't feel anything from the neck down😫.
I've really done it this time. I'm up to my neck in it, if not over my head.
Rats surely don't swim so they😳? I never saw any when my kids were having swimming lessons. They don't have fins either. Come to that, I've never seen armbands small enough for a baby rat...🤔 Certainly never seen any rat parents buying their rat children/babies any swimwear, swimming goggles or anything else come to that.
I'm so lonely here. Maybe I should phone someone for help... I feel like I'm finally cracking up...😂🤣😂 There's only so much one can do...😢🤧😭

Totallybonkersmum

Would you like me to come and rescue you?