Highalert · 08/06/2017 21:32
f you voted Conservative, finish all of your drink.
If you voted Labour, share your drink with friends.
If you voted Lib Dem, decide you didn’t like the drink you were given, go for a second one to replace it.
If you voted SNP, do the same, but maybe with Scotch.
If you voted Green, pour your drink into a pot plant.
If you voted Ukip, make it a pint of strong lager (not continental).
If you voted for one of those mad independents, good for you. Take the night off.
If the exit poll makes you happy, sip your drink smugly.
If the exit poll makes you sad, neck it in one.
If the exit poll makes you feel nothing, perhaps turn over to Mock the Week.,
JoffreyBaratheon · 08/06/2017 21:39
YANBU. I'm getting drunk in a bit. It takes the edge off iving in a grim future dystopia where selfish, cruel people have all the power.
Here's to five more years of our offshore tax haven loving, property owning, disabled-attacking, tory overlords.
And someone buy Amber Rudd some toothpaste. I've been dying to say that for days. How can you have offshore accounts in the Bahamas, wealth most of us can only dream of - and have teeth like a cemetery that's been trashed by a hurricane? That's the biggest puzzle of all to emerge from the past couple of weeks.
AnguaResurgam · 08/06/2017 21:51
Yes, but shit putting Mock The Week on at exactly the same times as exit poll results expected. Should have made it 15mins later (enough to grab headline, then have half hours comedy, and turn back later for hours of commentary filler before there's anything substantive to say
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