Why do Tories stamp on kittens?

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AIBU to be upset ?

YABU. They like the noise.

You are not.

And they are responsible for Vietnam War, Ed Sheeran, Last Of The Summer Wine & the downfall of Woolworths.

What we need is unicorn glitter

I fucking hate Ed Sheeran.

It's the colours for me. Such a cold blue, opposed to a warm friendly red or a bright sunny yellow.

So do I Rosa. And fucking Adele.

I really am sick of conservative voters acting like they are some down trodden minority.

Poor me I vote conservative and those horrid lefties keep questioning the principles of austerity which are widely discredited everywhere outside of the UK.

Don't get me started on that JC nutter. Not only does he seem to stick by his principles but he dares to have a costed manifesto and actually answers questions. I wouldn't vote for him even if he showed more enthusiasm for using nuclear weapons.

Tories stamp on kittens for the same reason they cut benefits: because they're cunts.

HTH.

I don't only stamp on kittens, puppies get the same treatment

They go to Seaworld too. They probably ride elephants.

Ride elephants, no shoot them and turn their feet into umbrella stands!

Exactly what Pumpkin said.

Its getting old now.
Especially when on other threads today I have tried and tried to debate with people, then got told I was "goadiing" for asking a fucking question.

Either debate like a grown up or don't, but don't start trying to smear lefties as terrorist sympathisers or holocaust deniers, then throw your toys out because you got presented with facts and figures.

Nooo they get their dogs to chase them until they give up and tear them apart

because they need a good belly laugh

Only when they're not chasing foxes.

high, I think you'll find violins and similar leftie conspiracies are artsy-fartsy nonsense we should cut so that poor sad millionaires don't have to pay more taxes.

They don't just stamp on kittens.

They stamp on disabled kittens.

And kittens with a spare bedroom.

They don't stamp on the kittens, they withdraw their food, wait until they're dead then make them into mittens to sell.

#capitalism

Labour allow the kittens to poo in the house, scratch the furniture then grow up and make lots more kittens who continue the cycle. Eventually they vacate the house and let someone clear up the mess.

#irresponsible

For the same reason they use dogs to rip foxes apart

The SNP only allow Scottish Fold kittens into the house.

#independence

The Liberal Democrats would make all the kittens equal, even the scruffy mangy ones who sink their teeth into your hand when you go to pet them.

#equality

Stamp on the kittens then skin them while still alive to make a fur coat, surely?

#cruellamay

They stamp on kittens and close the vets.

They also cut off gorilla hands to make ashtrays for their cigars

When you join the party you get portable grinder to deal with the poor