To ask you wtf is this?! (Photo)

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Just come back from trip away.

This is on the lounge floor.

What the actual?!

you had cavity wall insulation? if so it's that, i get them on my floor sometimes

Ghost shit.

Looks like melted together maltesers?

I shall try that thank you sleep.

A bat is in your wall and bogeys and insulation beads are coming out from where he or she got in

A pregnant bat.

Have you moved it yet?

Get some tissue or gloves, it'll help identify it purely for my own curiosity!!

Looks to me like they're stuck together some kind of static like polystyrene - you've just moved, any flatpack?? Kids toys?

Done any drilling recently? Had windows opened?

Ahhh, shit. I really wanna know.

I thought someone said balloon poodle poo upthread. Obvious really.

Poke it with a pin! If it makes a 'pffft' noise and feels polystyreney it's probably insulation. If it goes 'squidge' prob rat poo. Wear gloves.

It's not cavity wall insulation.
It's a really tiny egg thing that will grow and grow and grow (by the morning) and then explode and out will come a monster that will eat you.

I concede. I was wrong, SaucyJack is right

I would have definitely given it the squidge test. Wearing gloves or whatever.

Could be the UK's biggest ever rat called Sid, he heard you were away so thought free B&B!

Check skirting etc for tiny holes and scratches.

He prides himself on perfect poop too.

Just so you think it's not sinister, as he doesn't want to be evicted.

He's got a lawyer anyway so you'd have to go through the right channels.

how to does cavity wall poop come out of the wall and onto the carpet though?

Christ I'm tired.

It was when Sid was playing ball pit in the walls, some got stuck to his fur.

There's someone living inside your walls.

When you were out they emerged....the insulation beads were left behind as they scuttled back when you came home.