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to ask if you have accidentally flashed someone?

100 replies

AteRiri · 04/06/2017 23:41

I think I have, and it makes me cringe. The postman delivered this big heavy box containing the kitchen stool I ordered, and when I bent down to pick it up, I forgot I was not wearing bras. I didn't realize until I was inside my house.

Now I am absolutely mortified!!!

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toffeeboffin · 05/06/2017 00:51

I was sat on the train one time, wearing a blouse.

Schoolboy came and sat next to met, on the seat across the aisle.

Kept looking over at me, a bit shiftily but half smiling. Thought he was going to rob me, so I moved.

Then I realised my blouse was undone, revealing lacy black push up bra Blush

RoseOfSharyn · 05/06/2017 00:52

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ThePants999 · 05/06/2017 01:15

Used to live in a tenth floor flat, so happily wandered around naked as only the birds could possibly see in. Until the day I forgot they were starting the balcony replacement works, and I walked into the lounge as a builder was standing right in front of the full-glass balcony door. His laughter was not flattering.

HappenedForAReisling · 05/06/2017 04:58

Showed my neighbour my tits when I was leaning over in front of him recently. We were doing some work at ground level. We were facing each other. He was on his knees, I was bent over towards him. Poor old bugger.

biggles50 · 05/06/2017 09:46

Was childminding in the home of kids I looked after. I had on my teenage daughter's tiny pair of knickers that kept sliding down my bum. They were the only clean pair I could find that morning. When the kids were out of sight I undid my zip and put my hand down the back of my jeans to rummage around for the sliding knickers that were driving me nuts. In walks the father of the kids (he never emerged from his office at that time ) he got a full view of my bum, Blush I'm still cringing.

EeekWhat · 05/06/2017 10:12

RoseofSharyn

Wow, what a nasty response to my post. AngryHmmIt was a polite reminder not to over share juicy stories unless you want to. I wasn't rude and there was no need for you to be.

Dingalingalingaling · 05/06/2017 10:22

I was expecting this thread to be about people accidently flashing their headlights at others on the motorway!

Redsippycup · 05/06/2017 10:33

DP was driving past a lady putting her kids in the car the other week when her dress blew up revealing a bare bum.

As he got level with her he realised he knew her, but thinks hopes she didn't recognise him.

I managed to lose my bikini top in the sea in front of a large group of family friends. I didn't notice till my Dad told me... I was in my 20s.

HermioneKipper · 05/06/2017 10:34

Flashed loads of people in a coffee shop the other day when wriggly DD popped off my boob and yanked my feeding cover off as well. Oops!

buggerthebotox · 05/06/2017 10:38

I was in a presentation once, not realising I'd split my trousers at the bumcrack. I was wearing a teeny tiny gstring-the sort that's more like a glorified shoelace.

A colleague behind me helpfully pointed it out. She must have thought I was commando...Blush.

limitedperiodonly · 05/06/2017 10:43

I pulled up at traffic lights and reached up with both arms to push back the sun roof. 1980s, so loose cropped top and no power roof so it took a lot of effort.

Everyone started cheering and I realised I'd flashed my braless tits. I almost feel sad there were no camera phones then. They used to look pretty good

limitedperiodonly · 05/06/2017 10:49

I was about to go into the underground car park at my office past loads of people on a very windy day when my dress whipped over my head. I was wearing tights and a thong. I kept the dress over my face as I scuttled inside.

MissWilmottsGhost · 05/06/2017 10:52

Yep, dived in a swimming pool from the high board and lost my costume. Yanked it back on while still under the water but was aware there was a man right in front of me who couldn't have failed to see everything Blush Turned out he was a survivor of the 2006 tsunami and it was his first time back in the water. I like to think it was good therapy Grin

Dawnedlightly · 05/06/2017 11:00

DJ ...They were not particularly gentlemanly about it either.
😂

Auldspinster · 05/06/2017 11:33

My cross over top uncrossed itself to reveal a very sheer bra while i was at the front at a Radiohead gig - Ed O'brien grinned and gave me the thumbs up.

pomonasprout · 05/06/2017 11:35

When I was 17 I was having a desperate wee behind a bush and a cyclist rode past at about 0.0000000001 miles per hour maintaining eye contact the whole time until my 2 male friends stopped laughing and formed a human shield Blush

ASDismynormality · 05/06/2017 11:36

Yes, was naked in my kitchen (blinds down) after a bath. Postman knocked, toddler DS opened the door as I was facing the front door reaching for a towel from the banister - full frontal nudity on display Blush

BeautyQueenFromMars · 05/06/2017 11:40

@KeepServingTheDrinks, dare I ask how you managed to flash your minge to 3 men, without being in a orgy-like situation?

WithCheesePlease · 05/06/2017 11:46

Was on holidays, and went to a beach bar for a few drinks. After a few drinks went to the toilet, and decided while in toilet to get changed (still had slightly wet swimsuit under clothes, and was getting uncomfortable).
Now I'm one for checking and double-checking locks on doors, especially if I'm going to be changing, but a girl pulled the door so effing hard she broke the lock off.... and there's me sitting on the toilet, completely nakedBlush. All I could do was jump up and grab the door and slam it shut! Blush

KatnissNeverdone · 05/06/2017 11:47

Answered the door naked to two police officers at 5 in the morning. Thought dp had forgotten his key after a night shift and flung the door open with a "bloody arsehole, can you not remember anything". I jumped behind the door and they very respectfully didn't piss themselves laughing until I shut the door.

Apparently a neighbour had reported someone prowling in my garden.

sebashocked · 05/06/2017 11:48

Yup, just yesterday morning I was stark bollocking naked and had to run outside to the garden as DS (3) had fallen over and was screaming for me. Garden is unfortunately visible from a main road. I'd just reached my distressed toddler when I heard beeping and shouting -white van containing two blokes had stopped in the road and gave me a round of applause. Had to use DS as a protective shield as I did an undignified scuttle back indoors. The shame.

JackieMac77 · 05/06/2017 12:09

I flashed at my Chippendale-esque window cleaner. A couple of weeks after giving birth. Came flopping narkily out of of the bathroom clad only in huge pants well-wadded with XXXL Kotex with wings, whilst squeezing at my duct-blocked boob. How he managed to not blow his load on sight I'll never know.

aliceinwanderland · 05/06/2017 12:14

An entire hotel swimming pool once when I got in the wrong shower and stripped off. Thankfully (for them and me) it was quite poorly lit. Blush

limitedperiodonly · 05/06/2017 12:18

My mum left her key in the door by mistake. The postman found it and let himself in calling out 'hello'. No answer. Because he knew my mum was elderly and was worried something might have happened he went upstairs to find her sitting on the loo with the door open and her drawers round her ankies. She was very deaf and hadn't heard him.

When they both got over the shock she thanked him for checking up on her Grin

AlpacaPicnic · 05/06/2017 12:25

I wandered down to the kitchen in the nuddypants to get my nighty out of the tumble dryer. My garden is walled and my kitchen window is in such a position that nobody can see in... unless my 'across the way' neighbour is in exactly the right position in his bay window closing the curtains - as I discovered to both of our horrors.

DH remembers fondly the time a girl in a floaty summer dress and teenyweeny pants got caught out by a rogue gust of wind on our local high street.

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