To be annoyed neighbours haven't invited me to their barbecue?

[MipMipMip]

Admittedly I don't actually know them. But they have sausages. SAUSAGES! I want sausages.

Sorry. All I can think of now is that Wall's Sausages dog. Presumably the reason you can't buy them yourself is because you have paws?

Get your own sausage, these people don't know you so they aren't sharing with you

Pink I know i didn't type lighthearted but I thought it was self explanitary.

For anyone confused this is LIGHTHEARTED.

No, not a dog. They just smell really good.

Yes get your own. Get nicer sausages, nicer and bigger ones.

Then wave them at your neighbours whilst shouting "in your face, you meany worser and smaller sausage people you".

(And possibly hold up a sign with light hearted on in. Just in case you live next to serious sorts)

Get some steak.

Mmmm I love sausages...

What else have they got?

Had a sense of humour bypass have we, pink.

YANBU 😲

You simply must out food them!

They may have bacon Mr Dilkington.I may just be imagining that because I want some though.

Kids have all gone quite so I guess they're eating all the lovely hot dogs that should have come to me.... [cry]

Tizzy, I think you should really be saying "meany wurster"

Gotta love a sausage pun!

Come over - we are thinking of having a BBQ and we might even have steak.

Get out there and outdo them, or do puppy eyes over the fence x

Build a bigger fire.
Buy bigger sausages.
How dare they not feed you.

You simply must out BBQ them, there is no other way.

Another for buy those big fat 'posh' sausages that smell Devine

Then sit in garden with your huge hot dog and make those noises people make when eating - hopefully they'll be jealous and fuck off inside as they think you're having a shag in your back garden!

My husband got me a grabby stick (not sure of real name) when I was very pregnant as I couldn't bend over to pick stuff up. I think you need one of these, then you could lean over the fence and punch a sausage when they aren't looking!

PINCH not punch

I know the sausages aren't being fair by staying the the neighbours garden - but I think punching one seems a little extreme

Ha ha x post!

Frankfurtly I feel it works vocally however you spell it LollyLarkin.

Oh god, you can get sausages with caramlised onions? Where from? And why did no one tell me this!?

Invite yourself turn up and say 'hmmm your sausages smell good' and stand with your mouth open until they feed you.

Co-op does sausage with onion in they are delicious

You could knock on the door and say that you've come to complain about the noise but you're willing to take a bribe to bugger off. Then put in your order.