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AIBU to want to eat my baby

35 replies

Herbie22 · 02/06/2017 15:34

She's just so scrumptious. Lovely little tiny toes and fingers. And chubby elbows and knees. I just want to have a nibble!

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icanteven · 02/06/2017 16:22

8yo dc doesn't let me munch her much these days, but 6yo dc is WELL up for it, which is just as well. She's very kissy too, which is great, and they both still smell incredible.

So YANBU at all.

HerOtherHalf · 02/06/2017 16:39

I'd advise against it from a nutritional perspective. Babies are very high in fat.

GerundTheBehemoth · 02/06/2017 16:48

V interesting, Hayels!

I'm with Banff and find this whole thing quite icky - but that's probably because I'm a stranger to broodiness and don't find babies cute Grin

FuckYouLinda · 02/06/2017 16:58

TOTALLY Broody, RtHonMistress

silkpyjamasallday · 02/06/2017 17:04

Almost 9 month old DD is ridiculously chubby, I always nibble her chunky thighs, they are crying out to be gobbled! If she wasn't alseep nicely for the first time in days I would sneak in for a nibble now.

Christmastree43 · 02/06/2017 17:23

Awww this is such an adorable and heart warming thread - and what a strange sensation isn't it ☺️🙈

Christmastree43 · 02/06/2017 17:25

The article explains it well - I often get the sensation of wanting to squeeze a baby or puppies really tightly 😯

DailyMailReadersAreThick · 02/06/2017 17:30

I remember when my DD ( now 33) was a couple of weeks old. My late DM was cuddling her and said ''Ooh I could eat you!'. My then husband looked rather worried and said 'Don't do that!'.

That made me laugh. Grin

Interesting article - thanks for posting it Hayels. I often get that feeling with cute things of all species.

MamaHanji · 02/06/2017 17:30

My 6 month old is the most delicious thing. My 3 year old always shouts at me to not eat the baby!

I can't help it! She's so tasty!

PollytheDolly · 02/06/2017 17:32

My two are now adults but I wanted to take a bite out of their little peach heads!

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