Currently stuck on a ward in which the nurse happily told me I would be in a room with 3 other younger people (the majority of the ward is 70+).
Well it's fucking awful and I've had an argument with another patient and a nurse and an auxiliary all the space of a day.
The other 3 women in the room are loud, gobshite lasses, two of them are "ex" junkies. Every day is the same, wake up to the 3 of them shouting and balling, ripping the piss out of staff, winding each other up and banging on about sex and various other shite. The nurses come in and say stuff like "oh it's a party in here!" But I'm so fed up. I'm the odd one out so a lot of the jokes are on me. Even when they're not, they're vulgar and I just don't want to hear it.
Last night "the party" continued right past midnight, the nurses occasionally bobbed their heads in to ask them to tone it down but it all got laughed off.
I've had hardly any sleep. Every time I dozed off I was woken up by "NURSE!! Any chance of a cuppa?" Etc etc
This morning I was woken up by a brash auxiliary shouting "are you getting up so I can do your bed?". I was exhausted so explained that I'd had hardly any sleep only for one of the women to shout "well her curtains were shut all night, that cute doctor was behind there for ages so kinda putting two and two together here love!" 
auxiliary snapped that breakfast was at 8 and they like to have the beds done before then. I got up irritated and went to get a shower fully intending to get back into bed when I returned only to find that he'd stripped my bed and left it like that so that I couldn't use it. I told him I was wanting to get back into bed so he said "it's not a hotel love".
Fast forward - nurse starts doing medication round and these three women immediately start shouting that they need pain relief "NOW" so off goes nurse, prioritising these women to shut them up meaning everyone else had to wait longer to get their basic medications. By 10.00 I'd still not had my 8am pain relief so I asked the nurse how long it would be. Her response was "when I get around to you". The bitches all burst out laughing so I said "well maybe if you didn't pander to the fishwives the rest of us would get a look in". Que - said fishwives all erupt screaming, ffing and blinding and laughing about how hilarious they are.
I asked for a meeting with the charge nurse and told her that I either I was moved out of that room or I'd be placing a formal complaint about the brash auxiliary and the arse kissing nurse. She has now swapped me with an old lady from another room. Now I feel fucking guilty that the poor old woman is in there with these thick as pig shit women hanging around her bed saying "you want a drink don't you love! She hasn't even got a fucking drink! NURSE! Betty hasn't had a drink and she's fucking dehydrated you know what I mean mate?" Meanwhile "Betty" is hiding in her room looking terrified/mortified.
WIBU to ask to be moved??? It was either that or unsafe self discharge. Feel so shit and it pisses me off that scum like this just get everything they want by being obnoxious and loud