to think our neighbours must think we are quite mad?

[MycatsaPirate]

Was on the phone to my teen tonight and sat in the garden, Spotted a hedgehog running down the path and shouted to dp. He came out, dressing gown on but not done up and asked where the hedgehog was.

I pointed to the shrubbery and said 'it's in there and can you please put your willy away?'.

Only to hear a voice from the other side of the hedge saying 'the hedgehog has just come through into our garden'.

Both the neighbours were outside - it was dark, I couldn't see through. Utterly mortified!

I see them every morning when I am waving DD off to school. I shall have to hide now won't it?

Oh by the way my DP came in about an hour ago, I kid you not, to tell me that there was a hedgehog in our garden. I replied that that's the first we've seen one for a while so I don't think we're your neighbours

[yawn]

Are you in the West of Scotland?

Are we keeping you up, chickpeaburger?

Best thread in so long. I could cry with laughter. OP you really will have to move.

DFS No, we are in Dorset. I hope you told your husband to keep his willy away from the hedgehog.

😂 the wellies idea is genius! Just put 1 welly in clear view of their window.