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To think our neighbours are ridiculous for paying this and refuse to pay my "share"

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Hiphopapotamus4 · 16/05/2017 21:20

A house on our road came up for sale recently (its empty at the moment, was rented) and as you do, I had a nosey at the particulars on Right Move. In the description in says that there is a service charge of £500 per year. I thought this was odd as we pay no such charge and it's not a flat or leasehold or anything like that so I couldn't figure out what the charge was for.

I ran into another neighbour who made a comment about the price it was for sale for so I commented that I noticed it had a service charge and how odd that was. Neighbour gave me a funny look and said "yes, well we all pay the service charge" I said that we don't and have never been told anything about it or asked for payment. I asked her what it was for exactly and she didn't really know but kept saying "we all have to pay it".

Now, she has obviously been and spoken to some of the other neighbours about this and they are now annoyed that we don't pay when everyone else does. They want us to start paying it so that their share becomes less. However NOBODY knows what it is for, they all just pay it without questioning it. I said I wouldn't be paying anything unless they can tell me what it is for and what "service" I am receiving.

AIBU to think they have all been a bit foolish to pay so much money without questioning it and that they should stop paying it/find out what it's for rather than ask me to contribute!

To be clear, this is a fairly normal road with no communal areas and no "services" (other than the usual bin collections etc). Apparently the invoice just says "service charge" and does not specify exactly what service it is.

(I am currently the "bad neighbour" and need to make amends - may have to bribe the neighbourhood with homemade chocolate brownies then convince them to stage a mass refusal of payment and demand for refunds!)

OP posts:
troodiedoo · 17/05/2017 14:26

You can bet your neighbours have all given your details to the council, possibly in the form of an angry mob, led by Roger brandishing a pitchfork.

EpoxyResin · 17/05/2017 14:26

Good work OP! Did you have a fake name all lined up or did one just tumble out of your mouth when you were put on the spot? Is it anything comedy?

GabsAlot · 17/05/2017 14:26

@BathshebaKnickerStickers male model?

can i move in with you?

op sounds interesting cant wait to hear what theyve got to say

NeedATrim · 17/05/2017 14:27

Well done OP Grin we should call you Miss Marple.

This. Is. Too. Weird.

glitterglitters · 17/05/2017 14:29

Is this Roger? He keeps saying his name is Michael Paine though Hmm

To think our neighbours are ridiculous for paying this and refuse to pay my "share"
KickAssAngel · 17/05/2017 14:30

If the council "look into it" and have to google it, they will find this thread straight away! they're gonna be mighty embarrassed one way or another - either it's legit and they should have been billing you, but haven't; or someone has been using their letterheads (an inside job?) to scam people for decades, and they didn't know.

Neither option makes them look good.

IcingSausage · 17/05/2017 14:30

I'm loving that you gave a fake name OP.

I feel like even if I had time to prepare and think up a fake name in advance it'd still sound suspicious.

Claire McPoppins
Sofia DeLaMuerta
Sharon FakeFace

TheMaddHugger · 17/05/2017 14:33

bahahaha glitterglitters 😅 😂 🤣😅 😂 🤣😅 😂 🤣

StillStayingClassySanDiego · 17/05/2017 14:35

Please let your alias have been Margot LeadbetterGrin.

TheObserverOne · 17/05/2017 14:36

The suspense is killing me! I need to know!

ThomasRichard · 17/05/2017 14:36

As an aside, when my grandma looked at buying a flat on the seafront in Brighton, the annual service charge was £3000! 3 grand Shock

Allthebestnamesareused · 17/05/2017 14:39

Can we have a rightmove link so we can phone the Estate Agent

DerelictWreck · 17/05/2017 14:40

@thomasrichard The service charge on my little London flat is £2.5K and there's no gardens or lift or anything :(

TheNiffler · 17/05/2017 14:43

You must live near me then.

FizzyGreenWater · 17/05/2017 14:48

Loving your work OP.

If only this thread required a diagram (perhaps you could sketch the cul-de-sac layout for us - you, ElderlyLovely, HouseForSale, RogerHQ etc.)

All in all, very satisfactory.

thatdearoctopus · 17/05/2017 14:54

As a side issue, STOP FUCKING PLACEMARKING!!
It's not big and it's not clever. Just fucking annoying. Angry

As you were...

Goodasgoldilox · 17/05/2017 14:56

Loving this installment of the new ' Ikea noir' !

What twists and turns are yet to be unfurled?

False identity - mysterious payments - neighbourhood gangs - authorities with things to hide ... There might be a body in the kitchen next. I wonder what the decor will look like.

Sphygmomanometer · 17/05/2017 14:58

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thatdearoctopus · 17/05/2017 15:00

I think this is Roger, although he's officially Howard (and Hilda).

To think our neighbours are ridiculous for paying this and refuse to pay my "share"
ttcnovice · 17/05/2017 15:06

Not placemarking, nope not me.

thismeansnothing · 17/05/2017 15:07

This is all very intriguing ..... can't wait to see what on earth this fee is for

Treezees · 17/05/2017 15:12
Wine
OVienna · 17/05/2017 15:13

Crazy case. Cannot believe no one has questioned the payment OR can explain what they were told at the time they purchased the house by their solicitor what it was for.

KoalaDownUnder · 17/05/2017 15:13

OMG, just ring the bloody estate agent, OP!!

It's quite literally their job to field enquiries like this from prospective buyers. And if they don't know, they'll ask the conveyancer, because they have a vested interest (their commission cheque) in finding out!

I've done property conveyancing, and this is the kind of thing the conveyancer can find out from the council with one phone call.

normastits5 · 17/05/2017 15:18

Place marking