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To think this is really selfish parking?

45 replies

CaptainObviousTwo · 16/05/2017 19:44

I have spent far too long on a diagram here.

I unfortunately live in a house where the parking is street parking.
The number of parking spaces is extremely limited, and if you don't manage to get a space you have to park around half a mile away as the rest of the road is double yellows.

I've tried to depict it best as I can in the diagram, but the street parking is further complicated by multiple lowered kerbs (entrances to driveways basically) meaning the spaces are such that you can only get two or three cars parellel park between the lowered kerb sections.

Every day, without fail, I come home from work to find several cars (usually the same ones) parked in the centre of the spaces rather than pulled up to the "start" of the parking area - meaning that a space that has potential to get two or three cars parked in, is limited to one or two.
If these cars just pulled forwards/backwards by two or three foot (which there is room to do) then there would be space for another car to park. This would cost the driver absolutely nothing, and wouldn't crowd the area/risk their car/block anything etc. It's just, IMO, extremely inconsiderate parking.

These spaces are limiting enough as it is, as occasionally I'll be late from work and, even if some miracle has happened and everyone has pulled forward to the end of the space, there are still no spaces and I end up having to park a ten minute walk away.

AIBU to seeth about this? More than once I've had to drag a full week's shopping (three or four trips) from half a mile away, and I've seen at least one neighbour have to carry a car seat.

This isn't limited to outside my house either, the last office job I had had exactly the same thing, where people would just park randomly within the street parking, with a gap just a foot too small for another car in front of them - leaving tantalisingly sized gaps which couldn't be filled.

Bah!

To think this is really selfish parking?
To think this is really selfish parking?
OP posts:
70isaLimitNotaTarget · 16/05/2017 20:25

Great Diagram Grin

I often get the rage near work where the bays are marked (not individual just blocks of parking bays) and there's always a car parked 5' from the edge , so its not as though a car has left and the space vacated.

They need to be targeted (especially the Smart car that hogs too much space meaning only 2 cars can park in a 3 car space)

GlitterGlue · 16/05/2017 20:27

That is an excellent diagram.

dudsville · 16/05/2017 20:29

just came onto say I admire your diagram skills.

MrsTerryPratchett · 16/05/2017 20:30

Seriously, that is the best diagram in MN history. If Secret Santa was still running you would deserve a nomination!

People don't know how long their cars are. They park and think, 'ooo I'm close' when they are clearly miles away.

Take pictures and post them on iparklikeacunt.com.

HemanOrSheRa · 16/05/2017 20:30

Epic diagram Star. I had to look very carefully because at first I thought it was a diagram of our road Grin. It is twatty selfish parking.

It is entirely possible for one car to take up 3 spaces in our very similar situation. It drives me insane. Asking them to move has been interesting! And yes Megan one of the worst offenders are our neighbours who have a drive and a dropped kerb.

PuppyMonkey · 16/05/2017 20:32

Wonderful diagram work here, you of course anbu. Shoot them all.

OublietteBravo · 16/05/2017 20:34

Do you live on my street? Is there a commercial vehicle constantly parking badly so that it takes out 3 spaces in a 6 space slot?

Rollonbedtime7pm · 16/05/2017 20:34

I wouldn't bother asking for bays - we have on street parking at work and people are monumentally shit at using them properly! They just do the same as you have and park smack in the centre of the bay! Angry

I had a go at someone at school last week who had done what you describe - just drives me mad!! She couldn't understand what the problem was Hmm

People are generally just selfish twats.

Rollonbedtime7pm · 16/05/2017 20:35

Sorry, the issue you have - not suggesting you park like this OP!!

TheFlyingFauxPas · 16/05/2017 20:43

I parked really kindly and considerately once leaving space for another to park. They paid back my kindness by parking right up my arse with maybe a mm to spare between us and a tree the other end. I knocked on a couple of doors. Ended up what my friend proposed as 'push past' to get out - not home town. Had to get home. It was a brand new bloody car. From now one I don't second guess other parkers and park in consideration of myself.

clumsyduck · 16/05/2017 20:48

Oh my god that diagram 😍Star

Also I live down a road like this ! It's incredibly annoying . I sometimes think though maybe the cars are parked like that because there was another car there / someone had moved etc and made a persons parking look selfish when maybe it's not ? Although undoubtably there is still selfish parking going on !

AnneElliott · 16/05/2017 20:50

Brilliant diagram! Agree that people like that park like twats!

CappuccinoSprinkles · 16/05/2017 20:53

YANBU, this happens on my road and it enrages me, I have left a note on the windscreen of the twatty Mercedes that very deliberately did it so nobody could park near his precious penis extension.

I have also called the number on a works van to make them move up as I had a car full of shopping & young kids and I could not face parking two streets away and trying to figure out how to get everything back.

I hate selfish drivers like this. I always make sure I am pulled up.

isittheholidaysyet · 16/05/2017 21:05

We have this problem at school.
There is room, between the dropped kerbs, for 2 cars, then 3, then 4, then another 2.

Some people just don't get it at all.

And we all park on the same side of the road. If someone parks on the opposite side then that takes away three potential spaces.

Legal, but twattish and selfish.

and don't get me started on builders vans or the gardening van with his huge trailer which takes up 4 spaces, (why turn up at 8.25 to sit in the van for 20 mins, when you could have arrived at 8.45 and not lost any work time?)

StripyBlanket · 16/05/2017 21:13

I've seen parking bays half on and half off the pavement near a friends house. Proper painted ones on a main road so it is possible and maybe the answer

Toomanycats99 · 16/05/2017 21:16

Agree with pp. street bear us has proper half road half pavement painted bays.

IdaDown · 16/05/2017 21:20

Magnificent diagram.

Blazedandconfused · 16/05/2017 21:21

I'm with you. I will, on occasion, move my car those few feet if I see that cars have moved and I'm now taking up 2 spaces.

With dropped curbs already there, so clear boundaries in place, they are absolute parking twats.

talkingtoclarry · 16/05/2017 21:21

YANBU! And you have my sympathies!
I live on a terraced street and the parking of my neighbours is bloody infuriating. Some people excel in leaving massively fuck off gaps between cars but they're always just a few inches too small to get into. And don't get me started on the bloke who has a flatbed truck and a car, taking up half the bloody street, plus the couple who have massive 4x4s and no clue how to park or manoeuvres the things.

Dontlaugh · 16/05/2017 21:29

Diamond Diagram
Should be a template for all threads henceforth. Raised the bar you have OP.
Re parking, I've self painted bays myself in a past life (private estate, not street). I was younger and crazier. It worked though!

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