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To start another 'ugly shit for sale' thread?

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KnockedOutByMyNungaNungas · 09/05/2017 17:21

THIS.

She wants £27 for it. 'Gorgeous handmade pram blanket'.

Mmm.

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JumpingJellybeanz · 09/05/2017 20:01

You can sell empty bog rolls? OMG, I could've been a millionaire by now.

MummyPigLovesAppleSauce · 09/05/2017 20:04

What about this beauty?!
Yours for £20!!!

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KnockedOutByMyNungaNungas · 09/05/2017 20:05

bunbunbunny but how long IS once? An hour? A day? Wow

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Crankycunt · 09/05/2017 20:06

Surely all the ribbons and bows are a hazard to little fingers and toes.

SailAwayWithMeHoney · 09/05/2017 20:08

MummyPig what the actual fuck is that Shock

McDougal · 09/05/2017 20:10

Thanks mummypig. There's me not sleeping tonight Confused

SailAwayWithMeHoney · 09/05/2017 20:22

😳

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Allice · 09/05/2017 20:32

Mummy pig you MUST buy that, it's amazing!

MummyPigLovesAppleSauce · 09/05/2017 20:54

I would buy it but apparently it's hands have some damage. I always insist on undamaged hands when I buy scary, weird, ginger little boy mannequins.

One must have some standards! Grin

Allice · 09/05/2017 21:11

To be fair it does appear to have someone else's hands! I'm not sure I could resist it if it was for sale near me!

Pollydonia · 09/05/2017 21:20

That mannequin is hideous. I know I'll be having nightmares about that fucker Confused

Allice · 09/05/2017 21:47

How about this? 8 foot tall and yours for just 50 quid!

frauleinsallybowles · 09/05/2017 21:55

jeez that bear is massive. where would you keep a teddy that size

glitterglitters · 09/05/2017 21:57

lol that's a Costco bear!

Zubrowka · 09/05/2017 21:59

I found this today and have been Shock everytime I remember it. I just can't find the words...ShockShock

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Zubrowka · 09/05/2017 21:59

Oh. It is 12 quid. Twelve. Pounds.

glitterglitters · 09/05/2017 22:02

Haha I actually like that @Zubrowka I feel my crockery doesn't abuse me nearly enough

MovingtoParadise · 09/05/2017 22:03

Jesus fucking Christ at that plate ShockShockShockShockShockShockShockShockShockShockShockShockShockShockShock

FUCKING HELL

MegEmski · 09/05/2017 22:04

Yay been wanting a thread!

😀😀😀

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Zubrowka · 09/05/2017 22:07

glitters noooooo Shock

moving a 'Jesus fucking Christ ' and a 'FUCKING HELL' . My work here is done Grin

I can't stop looking at it and laughing at the horror!

PeaFaceMcgee · 09/05/2017 22:09

That bin is a garden waste incinerator. Still - fairly rusty!

sailorcherries · 09/05/2017 22:11

The plate is hysterical and something I'd but for myself as joke motivation.

That blanket is truly awful, although my GMIL (or as good as) bought something similar for baby, with matching pillow. I haven't the heart to say that it isn't to my taste so it'll only be used when with in-laws as they adore it.

Nancy91 · 09/05/2017 22:12

Zubrowka £12 might seem steep but do any of your current plates bother to hurt your feelings? Grin

Zubrowka · 09/05/2017 22:19

Nancy actually they don't come to think of it. They have always been quietly unjudgy about the size of my portions/arse. I'm going to go thank them. Poor under appreciated things!

QueenoftheAndals · 09/05/2017 22:19

That glitter light switch is just MADE for the DIY on a budget groups. Those are truly batshit.

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