those charming couples who view maintenance as optional.
Last on the list, not like the mortgage which must be paid as agreed or the electricity or the taxman but more like an evening out or a new outfit - you know a luxury you spend on if feeling flush and skimp on or avoid completely if not.
You know the ones who throw private maintenance agreements out of the window the moment their first baby is born, like the other dcs no longer count or initiate slashing cut backs when blending families because new wifey wants a big house and firmly believes he would never ditch her when the going gets cliched.
Usually the same ones who think anything above the required CSA amount is a heavenly act of heroic generosity rather than a joke of a minimum legal requirement.
If I talk about a cocklodger you know exactly who I mean and I feel that wankbadger (though appropriate) is too broad a descriptor for this special corner of society.
Any suggestions (to help my bamboozled logic chip overcome FML with good humour) or AIBU?