To be petty, immature and a bit of a cow (lighthearted)

[jammyjay]

Soooooooooo, had a fairly public row with DP jus now. He's in a mood because DS's bike is broken and he couldn't fix it and DS (2) was reacting negatively after being promised something only for it to be taken away. And because I was a little slow totally faffed leaving flat we missed the bus. Then because I said I'd wanted to wait at the bus stop (for 11mins) and not by the playground (I pre-empted possible carnage when wanting to leave) he called me stupid and irresponsible for wanting to wait at a by a bus stop with a toddler!
So I left them both at the bus stop and went stropped off home. And did the following:
Hid both TV remote controls
Hid some newly bought vinyl
Detuned ALL his guitars

I am 41 and 26 weeks pregnant. Although I would have done this anyway!

Does anyone do such petty things to get back at OHs? If so, share please.
Or is it just me?

Punching crisps. 😂

The thread that keeps giving.

Mayhem punching his crisps! I also flick the Vs and occasionally do the double wrist click thing from Friends.

I once stitched the legs of my dh's gym shorts up with tiny hand stitches.
I didn't want him to play squash with his brother, they always went drinking afterwards and he'd come home pissed as a fart. He'd promised me that he'd cancelled the squash game that day but his dick head brother turned up and I overheard them rebooking it for two days later when they both knew I'd be at work. I didn't let on I knew and got busy with the needle and thread.

I once ripped the last three pages out of the novel my ex was reading, then carefully placed it back on his bedside table.

punching crisps is surprisingly satisfying.

I've just remembered one. My dad was somewhat of a bastard and give me mum a bit of a shitty time.

Him and my mum had very traditional roles. Him provider, mum homemaker.

After a nasty episode one evening, she was making his packed lunch for work and put shitloads of mustard on his butties and said 'burn ya bastard'

Sounds darker than it actually was, but it was very funny.

@Treysanatomy

I once ripped the last three pages out of the novel my ex was reading, then carefully placed it back on his bedside table.

You. Are. A. Genius.

YABU but hey you're pregnant. Better make a deal with your DP to give each other a little bit of a break. That behaviour is really not gonna make his better either. I wouldn't dream of doing that kind of stuff and I'm forty two, thirty five weeks pregnant with our first baby. I already feel guilty when I'm a tad snappy!

These are bloody hilarious!!!!!

Once I was minding my own business sat on the sofa when from above (out stairs are behind the sofa) my dh dropped some green goo shit onto my new white designer t-shirt. I said nothing. I didn't say a word all evening. He laughed and laughed saying it was funny and why was I being such a grump and a saddo?

I hatched a plan and waited.
We went to bed and he rolled over to go to sleep. I slowly reveal the eggs I hid in my trousers and smash them over his head.

So bloody satisfying.
"Revenge ya Bastard!"

Made him clean up the egg and change the bed :D

A bit TMI, but I once got myself a stiletto manicure following an argument with my ex girlfriend.