To ask for your stories about the worst people you've ever dated?

[ShootSomeClays]

Sat here bored not getting on with paperwork having a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon and trying to kill some time. I was thinking about how I've never actually been in a relationship with a decent man. Would love to see if anyone can beat my stories!

Boyfriend 1: Controlling, emotionally and financially abusive arse. Would blank me for days if I refused to shave my body hair and would not introduce me to his family (even though we were cohabiting) because I was 'an embarrassment' and would vet my friends and decide which ones he liked enough for me to continue seeing. Dumped

Boyfriend 2: Very funny and witty most of the time, but an alcoholic and addicted to amphetamine. Lived in a mobile home. Couldn't keep a job down. Developed serious jealousy issues later into the relationship if I so much as looked at another man in the street. Convinced I was having an affair with an imaginary person. Dumped

Boyfriend 3: Another alcoholic with some sort of undiagnosed personality disorder. Would go missing for weeks on end then rock up again when he needed some money. Never brushed his teeth and had terrible personal hygiene as he was always hungover. Cheated on me. Vanished into dust when I said I might be pregnant.

There's been a few other creeps from dating sites etc, but that's a whole other thread

[okilydokily]

Urgh, flashback time. A guy who would wank himself off (in front of me) and come into his hand, then lick it all off and swallow it. 😨😨😨

[Touchingcloth14]

I really thought I had dated all the worst men but it seems some of you ladies have had worse.

1st major boyfriend I was with from the age of 15-19. we lived together for 3 yrs, he was a teetotal control freak. Physically, emotionally and financially abusive.He had a successful career, was responsible with money and didn't abuse drugs so I accepted our 'fights' were normal. i fell pregnant at 19 and when the violence carried on I terminated the pregnancy and left him. He managed to get hold of my mobile phone number and bombarded me with hateful texts and had the police arrest me for theft (he hid items and said I stole them)
We had no contact for 2 yrs until he sent me a message on fb wishing me well and wanted to put the past behind us. he is currently blocked.

1. Good looking and fun, but was a real bore in bed. Pretty sure he cheated on me a number of times.
   

1. Dated a really tall guy who spent the whole date picking faults on my looks. I needed my roots doing, I shouldn't eat ice cream with thighs like mine. 😑
   

4 Older, great in bed but couldn't make me his official girlfriend as he only had relationships with 'model types' due to being invited to high profile events and being photographed a lot due to work.

1. DD's father
   

Has his own issues, I tried to fix him. physically, emotionally and financially abusive. As well as being addicted to weed and coke.

I've ended up with a happy ending!
Happily with DP for 7 yrs now

[GaelicSiog]

The joke is I still miss ex sometimes. As he was before he got abusive, obviously. Don't miss that.