To think mumsnetters are f*cking hilarious?!

[lifesjoys]

Honestly! The way you word threads & the way you give advice especially in regards to LTB's!!

I have been sat here for the last half an hour actually laughing out loud!!

I have to say, sarcasm on here is even funnier, honestly has me in stitches!

Oooooh classics, didn't know there was such off I go to search for it!

Can I have a gin and Red Bull IV please?

He's being a right little sod tonight, won't settle unless he's on me....waiting for the perfect moment to transfer to cot.

Read the poo on my skirt thread in classics.

Oh god, I'm already, ready to start laughing!!

Haven't even read it yet!

He said I'm bad in bed is the funniest I've read tonight

I'm sorry - are you trying to be rude about us or complimentary? Your sleep deprivation makes it a tad unclear? 🤔😂

And spiders will drag their willies over it.....

At this rate, my son will be woken!
Trying to hold it in!!

Um yes here you go

Ah the washing out at night one?

'Penetration Man' in Classics section is really good.

Congrats on the baby!

Yep, just read through that one.

Absolutely hilarious! Thank you for the recommendation! Will keep me entertained for hours!

Thanks for the biscuit!! I'm bloody starving!

I took the giggles at the spiders will drag their willies over it too, op. Even my oldest, who has no sense of humour, laughed at that one. I take it you're new, op?

I've been around since Oct 2016 however I haven't had a proper look around.

I started off on pregnancy, then onto relationships, then AIBU & kind of stopped at that.

Suggest you give the biscuit to your 'little sod' of a newborn. Maybe he'd sleep after a ?

There's one that's something like 'Has my fridge found religion?' I loved that thread!

Ooooooh new baby.

I know it's Mumsnet. I know babies are too be expected but oooooh new baby. Congratulations op, sorry about your melted brain though.

Officer HoneyDragon your viper badge is revoked.

You have GOT to read the pombears thread! It's in classics but I can't remember the title...

Unfortunately he's 157 days too young for the biscuit however, if I wrap it tightly & in enough layers, it may just be okay for when he goes on solids!

Had my first cooing over my baby today, was really odd....no one makes a fuss that's linked to me!

I thought the woman was going to explode the way she was talking about him lol! It's nice to be told my son is gorgeous, obviously I think that but it's nice to have it confirmed!

Just read the penetration one, laughed at quite a few responses!

Congratulations OP!
Mash the biscuit up and put it in his bottle with milk - he'll sleep really well

As an aside - could someone point me to the beef wee?

Beef wee is quite funny.

Obviously the term will join mumsnet lore like lemon drizzle etc