Hi everyone.
My problem: I've lost a lot of weight. Doesn't sound so bad, except that it's left me with a tremendously unappealing apron and breasts I could trip over. I'm exaggerating, but not by much. Very happy to be healthy now of course, but let's not beat about the bush: I look a right horrorshow naked. I'm not even going to talk about the cellulite.
I've been effectively single since my sociopathic ex did his best to ruin my mental health (five years of cheating and lying on a truly epic scale). But a few weeks ago I started dating a lovely man - he's sweet, kind, gentlemanly and intelligent. And I know it shouldn't matter how it looks when I get my clothes off, but I need to be realistic: it does, and I really like him.
So, if there are any women in the Sisterhood of Melted Wax, what do you wear when you're getting down to business? Is there anything which is going to make me look less melty (or hide the worst of it), short of a burqa?
Any suggestions would be vastly appreciated. Thank you!