To really really want to share this! (Facebook selling thread)

[dontpullyourbrotherswilly]

I challenge you to find something worse!

[bananamonkey]

MOIST the creepy handwriting on that makes me think the maker lives with the dead body of their mum

These are my favourite threads!

[Rachel0Greep]

These candles.
You can also get them with a loved ones face on, so you can set them ablaze and watch as their faces slowly melt

[JustDanceAddict]

The candle post has made me pmsl!! 'Watch them melt'?!!
Poor Adidas trainers too - what a travesty.

[LunaMay]

I think the giraffe glasses are cute you can keep the bottle though.

[MammaTJ]

iklboo, I know that gas oven is probably a death trap, but having got rid of mine, got a modern one with a low level grill, then had babies, who turned into toddlers, I really missed it through that stage! They would try to get past my low level grill at 90 miles per hour and scare me!

Not quite as simple as banning them from the kitchen while I was cooking, the kitchen is the only route through to the bathroom!

Loving this thread though!

[garmsfresh]

@Willow2017 it's a dream catcher 😳

[Willow2017]

Jesus that would give you fecking nighmares never mind catch them!

[CuppaTeaTeddy]

I've just read through all of these comments and I'm crying 😂😂 sometimes I wonder why I bothered deleting Facebook 😂😂😂😂

[bumpertobumper]

Who ever thought that anyone would want a top or bag with a picture of a dog sniffing a woman's crotch??!!
The woman modelling it in the picture certainly looks like she doesn't want to be...
Wtf Wtf Wtf

[CuppaTeaTeddy]

@MOIST what even is that? 😂😂😂😂😂

[KazenoTaninoNaushika]

Does anyone remember the website Regretsy? It was a catalogue of the most hideous things on Etsy and its tagline was Where DIY Meets WTF . Unfortunately the website is no more, but I did manage to find an old Good Housekeeping article where they had collated a few of the best ones. Don't look at Slide 5, or you'll never sleep again.....
www.goodhousekeeping.com/home/craft-ideas/how-to/g2191/craft-disasters-regretsy/?

[KazenoTaninoNaushika]

Here is someone's ripped-off version of homage to Regretsy which is pretty funny too....

missingregretsy.tumblr.com/

[piefacedClique]

The turtle pin, the mask, the alien and the tinker bell pillow! These were made in a very dark place! It's like mordor has a gift shop!!!

[Crunchyside]

Tea light holders. It's okay, they appear to be battery-powered tealights so they only look like a terrible a fire hazard.

[GloGirl]

I loved Regretsy but it was the snark that made it so amazing as well as the absolute shit items.

[NicLovesCheese]

This is on a local "handmade sellers only" page... "Watercolour Easter card"
I feel very mean, but really??

[CarSeeker]

Didn't regretsy end to become a book? Shame -screw Etsy, FB is now where crafty ideas go to die

[FlySlayer99]

Eeewwwww

[ShoutOutToMyEx]

So much wrong with those time out chairs. My fucking god.

[WiddlinDiddling]

Phew, nothing I've made is on here!

I am off to bed, I fear there will be nightmares about crushed 'velvat' ... 'dimonds' and glitter.... oh so much glitter.

[Hughpughbarneymagrew]

Ooo I've been saving this. Seller has a whole selection of similar items made himself from concrete

[Hughpughbarneymagrew]

Oops pic

[MarsBarsAreShrinking]

How about this delight?

[Ihateandysdinosauradventures]

Holy shit. I hope they have had that tested for safety. Trading standards will love that!!

[EJREsMum]

These are my favourites from my local selling page