to wonder how something so cute can make that smell?!

[kathkim]

My dog just farted. He's the cutest thing that ever walked on 4 legs. The smell he just made could strip the wallpaper off the walls. He's just so cute though.

How is this possible

The cuter they are the worse the smell. It's how evolution levels itself. Have you seen a baby skunk?

Skunks are cute. Some babies are too.

Applies to human babies too. My nephew is a stinker

Dog farts are evil [boak]

I had a hamster once which was super-cute but if it farted I never smelled it. The wee was strong though.

Just had dog out for big walk - ample opportunity to do a crap, but nothing.

Just pray you never experience the smell of their anal glands. In my line of work anal gland evacuation (either me having to do it manually or the dog doing it spontaneously) is pretty much a daily occurrence but the smell can still sometimes make me gag if it catches me off guard.

If I could store my dog's silent farts I'd have my own chemical weapon. I'd swear it's a variation on mustard gas - she gets up and walks out of the room and then it hits me.... Dear gods it can be bad.
(But it is cute when she does the noisier ones and turns to look at her bum as if to say 'what was that?')

Kittens reek. I love kittens, they're the cutest little things in the world, but having seen some in a pet shop - ugh! Stinky!
They were very well looked after.
As for babies just weaned - argh! Very stinky.

Here you go.

My chihuahua didn't do stinky farts, but he used to jump with surprise when he farted, and look around for the source of the noise

Friends boxer does silent but deadly ones

Are you sure he is de-wormed?

Boxers are famous for it. I think Boxers are the real reason Wagg invented their odourless fart dog food.

DHs lab accidentally ate plums once - the farts were so bad I was actually retching.

I have a labrador. I refer to his farts as room-clearers. Thankfully they don't tend to be too frequent, but if he has managed to eat some shit gunk when out in the fields I can need a gas mask.

Do we have a pic of the cute farty dog?

Get him some YuDigest tablets (used to be called YumPro) they work wonders!

Do they work on people?

Op you could rent him out to get rid of stubborn anaglypta!!

Awww!

At least your dog owns it. Mine used to let rip, look at me in disgust and walk out of the room.

Surely it should have been the other way round

Try changing their food! They shouldn't smell so awful they clear a room haha

Butchers is a great food and it isn't expensive, stopped my dog smelling so bad.

James welbeloved, royal canin and Purina are considered the best by many vets, but you get what you pay for.

Bakers is the absolute worst thing you can give them to be honest despite all the advertising its like junk food for them.

Convince mine farted at a dog class the other night. Problem is the woman right next to us was kneeling down with her dog. Right at wolfiedog arse height. How she didn't keel over I don't know.

You could feed MIL's Labrador all the raw food you like. He'd still eat his own shit given half the chance and fart it out later.

I once farted in front of GinDog when he was snoozing on the sofa. He stared at me with a judgemental sideways look for so long that I haven't dared do it again