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To find this book cover HILARIOUS and want to share it with you and spread the joy

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Evelight · 13/04/2017 00:35

I saw this book among a bunch of other romances in a waiting room i was stuck in today. The cover art ("art") really stood out. Am I the only one who bursts out laughing at this cover? Why is it so funny? Something about the muscles and the hair?

I sent the pic to my sister and she too had a similar reaction, and since this morning, nanny Jake has become an inside joke for us, guaranteed to have us snorting. Nanny Jake LOLOL

To find this book cover HILARIOUS and want to share it with you and spread the joy
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WellThisIsShit · 01/05/2017 17:26

Dino porn?! I will not look, you cannot tempt me ...

OfaFrenchmind2 · 01/05/2017 18:02

Now that you know about it, you know you will have to google it, right?

AlpacaPicnic · 01/05/2017 18:08

It's up there in the list of things to never google! I told some friends in the midst of a very drunken night and they googled... their Amazon account has never been the same!

AlpacaPicnic · 01/05/2017 18:11

click if you dare!

BeyondStrongAndStable · 01/05/2017 18:20
Grin
drowninginpinkplastic · 01/05/2017 18:29

I'm creased at these posts but Dino porn wtf😂. You really can publish anything on amazon kindle.

gingeristhenewblack43 · 01/05/2017 18:31

Alpacapicnic I clicked, I hope I don't develop a fetish Confused

FrenchLavender · 01/05/2017 18:34

I would love know who actually reads this kind of shite. I don't know a single person who has ever admitted to it, so who are they all and where are they hiding?

SalemSaberhagen · 01/05/2017 18:37

I once saw some Dino porn involving Jeremy Paxman. You can't unread that, I'll tell you...

SalemSaberhagen · 01/05/2017 18:37

I also wrote my dissertation on Mills and Boon Grin

Brainwashed · 01/05/2017 19:38

Someone has to read Nanny Jake and give us all a run down. I am confused about how the baby can be homeless but have a nanny?

mylittlephoney · 01/05/2017 22:56

There remind me of a little old lady I was caring for last year. She absolutely loved this sort of shite but complained that the sex was hardly earth shattering. I gave her my (once read only mind you) copies of the 50 shades trilogy. Now every time I visit her she's reading at least one of them. Every time I see the name Fabio I think of the rolercoaster accident he had where a bird flew into his face. (At least I think it was him)
Nancy's arnt the same anymore eh?

Supersoaryflappypigeon · 01/05/2017 23:03

I work in a library-people read things like this. It's pure escapism. Not seen any Dino porn yet though Grin

Germgirl · 01/05/2017 23:24

It was Fabio who got smacked in the face by a bird on a rollercoaster

WellThisIsShit · 02/05/2017 06:07

Brain, I'm reading it BlushGrin

It's very funny. I think it must have her written with the authors tongue being stuck very firmly in cheek (surely? Surely?!)

See my quote re baby oil earlier...

Sadly he hasn't turned out to be a stripper as such, far too disreputable for mills and boon!

He's, err, wait for it... he's a theme park dancer in some very sexed up Stone Age cave man recreation. Does multiple shows a day for the edification of the teenage girls who love the books this whole sexy cave man thang comes from. All very odd, but as good an excuse as any for walking around sporting a tiny leopard skin thong and much baby oil.

FAR more suitable than a stripper (snort).

Will write a summary of 'the story so far' later ... it's terribly gripping Confused Grin Grin

Brainwashed · 05/05/2017 17:40

Waiting for an update.. ...surely you haven't got distracted by elections or anything Wink

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