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To think that finding an ingrown hair is just awesome.

61 replies

AyeAmarok · 09/04/2017 14:52

And so, so satisfying.

Not the sporny type that gets all swollen and pusy(sp?). I just mean when you think "that's a bit raised", and then out comes this centimetre long curled up hair Grin

I just found one under my arm.

Yesterday I found one on my ankle, which was even better, as more unexpected.

It's been a good few days.

I'm not alone, am I?

(and yes, I should exfoliate more).

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EnthusiasmIsDisturbed · 09/04/2017 17:04

Many years ago I worked as a Beauty Therapists

Many ecstatic hours squeezing spots, blackheads, blocked pores and ingrowing hairs. One client had an i growing hair under her arm I gently squeezed it and out popped the hair so I started to gently pull with the tweezers it was 5cm long what joy it bought to both I and my client wonders if she has fond memories of this

Chimchar · 09/04/2017 17:04

YADNBU. My utter fave. Bloody love an ingrown hair.
When dh was clean shaven, now and again there would be a little bump on his neck with a black hair starting to poke through. If I squeezed it, a gigantic, thick plug of hair would come out.

I think about it more often than I should! BlushGrin

Meekonsandwich · 09/04/2017 17:35

Ooohhhh they sound awesome, I love making dh lie down and getting the tweezers and pulling his ingrown hairs out or spots, once I found a black head that was a bit bigger than average and I got the tweezers and pulled and the tail was so bloody long it was like a tadpole!!!!

Oooh once I Had an itchy ear, and messing with it I felt a long hair, I pulled it and with a satisfying pop! A little ball of wax came loose out of my ear canal and attached to the hair! It felt bloody lovely , not sure how that managed to get in there but there you go!

SomewhereNow · 09/04/2017 17:42

How do you know when you've got one Blush. I've had a smallish (5mm?) reddish thing on my shin for a couple of years that I think might be one - it can't be squeezed but bleeds if I catch it with the razor. Might I be in luck?

EnthusiasmIsDisturbed · 09/04/2017 17:48

Meek the Ear Incident sounds amazing

AyeAmarok · 09/04/2017 18:33

I've never had one longer than an inch. I'm missing out! The ear hair does sound amazing.

Somewhere, if I were you, I'd get a sewing needle and stick that in it and see if you can 'hook' it underneath a loop of hair and tease it out.

Happy hoking! I'm jealous.

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thenorthernluce · 09/04/2017 18:39

You are my people. That's all I want to say 😘

Heatherbell1978 · 09/04/2017 19:12

Wow it's not just me! I have a spot under my arm where the hair always gets ingrown and I purposefully let the hair grow for a few weeks so I can get in at it with tweezers. Grin

MaidOfStars · 09/04/2017 19:30

Oh, I get lovely spirals on my knees. The joy of letting them grow and grow.

SistersOfPercy · 09/04/2017 19:38

I somehow managed to birth the hairiest boy in the world (assume he got it from my Dad). He's also a willing spornee.
He will appear with sharp needle and tweezers and point to deep blue lines running across his wookie esque chest. They can be three inches long on a good day.
He left home for a while to live with a GF, plans to move out again over the summer. I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!

3littlebadgers · 09/04/2017 19:42

Oh my goodness yes! I thought o was alone!

FairytalesAreBullshit · 09/04/2017 19:45

I strangely agree, I don't mind the ones that go to the next stage, sudocrem is a great healer.

I've got diabetes so I've had a few issues, I can handle my own and the kids grim stuff, it doesn't bother me.

I picked a bit of dry skin from somewhere, a load of blood mankind came out. It didn't bother me at all.

Teabagtits · 09/04/2017 19:50

I feel like I'm missing out. I've never had one

FloatyCat · 09/04/2017 19:55

When sunbathing I noticed a deepish black mark on my knee, I gave it a little squeeze and a perfectly formed while blob popped out with a hair inside. It was like a little marble. I had a perfectly find little hole (no blood). It was a thing of beauty.
This needs to be on sporners corner!

WildBelle · 09/04/2017 20:04

I had the best one ever.

I had an annoying ingrown hair in my bikini area from waxing, for bloody months. It was a big, raised sore bump that I just couldn't do anything with, despite several attempts.

So one night, I tried it again and bingo! Not only did lots of pus come out but...no word of a lie....so did a pube that had grown to over 6 inches long! I'd literally never seen anything like it. I was almost tempted to keep it.

podrig · 09/04/2017 20:10

Bliss

WildBelle · 09/04/2017 20:12

I might have actually kept it for a few days on my bedside tableBlush

And I wonder why I'm single Grin

MaidOfStars · 09/04/2017 20:13

WildBelle

WildBelle · 09/04/2017 20:14

It happened in Thailand and I think it was the best part of the trip.

AyeAmarok · 09/04/2017 20:53

Brilliant Wild Grin

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ClopySow · 09/04/2017 20:57

"I'm off to thailand, anyone recommend anything wonderful and unforgettable"

"A six inch ingrown pube"

Catsick36 · 09/04/2017 21:05

My teenage cousins get massive blackheads in their ears. They love coming to visit cos i spend ages clearing em out. Love it lol

zozozoo · 09/04/2017 21:05

No no no to using tweezers fgs! Two thumbnails pushed together with the lump inbetween is the only thing to do. Works every time no mess love it!

glueandstick · 09/04/2017 21:07

It's such a guilty pleasure. I had a scab on my chin that just would not heal. After a few weeks I felt the need to de-scab (I love scabs) and with it came a 2 inch bright ginger thick hair. It healed quickly after that.

Ooh when I was 11 outside the art block waiting for a lesson I had an itchy ear, had a poke and this massive plug of wax came out. I remember it fondly. I'm now 33.

PollytheDolly · 09/04/2017 21:10

I've never had one!

I feel cheated Sad

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