I was in the doctors surgery this afternoon with two of my DS's and on the screen was a info-animation called Brenda's Poisonous Pastime. It's a cartoon about women drinking too much - half way through Brenda is going to a lingerie party at her friend Hilary's house whereby they all have a laugh at "the naughty nicknacks" and one of them thumps the other over the head with a big, purple, knobbly dildo. My seven year old, who is already quite perplexed by the cartoon, pipes up " Mum?! Did she just hit her with a purple willy thing?".
Now, I don't know how the rest of you would feel, but aibu to not want to have to "explain" dildos to my children whilst waiting to see the doc (I said it was a tickle stick, he said it "looked like a willy, silly". "I said "doesit?!Ooohareyoulookingforwardtotheeasteregghuntatschooltomorrowthen").
Sweet baby Moses! What are they trying to do to me?!
And it didn't feckin work cos I needed one helluva drink after that brush with social doomfuckery