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aibu to ask if michael jackson is still alive?

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mammyoftwo · 26/03/2017 20:59

with an impending tour that was bound to deteriorate his health further, is it possible he faked his own death and is living somewhere incognitno?

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RustyPaperclip · 26/03/2017 21:28

Worra Grin

AcrossthePond55 · 26/03/2017 21:31

Doesn't add up? Of course it adds up! He was addicted to drugs and he died of a drug overdose, albeit one administered by a shady doctor who owed his livelihood to MJ. What doesn't add up about that?

CoolCarrie · 26/03/2017 21:32

He is as dead as dead can be , thank goodness, kids are safe from him

MayhemandMadness01 · 26/03/2017 21:32

Marilyn makes him coco every night, don'tcha know Confused

CoolCarrie · 26/03/2017 21:34

Strangely Lisa Marie Presley has separated from her 4th husband, MJ being her third, due to very murky allegations

frogsgoladidahdidah · 26/03/2017 21:38

Cool what allegations?

londonrach · 26/03/2017 21:38

Original paul mccarthney? Explain please? (Am i missed gossip here!)

HarryPottersMagicWand · 26/03/2017 21:39

Google it.

There are many pictures out there of Michael Jackson, usually in a crowd. My favourite is the one where he is jumping out of the back of the coroners van. He definitely faked his death. Grin

JamesDelaneysHat · 26/03/2017 21:41

Londonrach there was a ridiculous rumour that Paul McCartney died years ago and has been replaced with a lookalike. To be honest, there can't be 2 people on the planet as cringe worthy as Paul 'thumbs aloft' McCartney though.

CoolCarrie · 26/03/2017 21:43

( Trigger )
Her 4th husband has been accused of child abuse and their twin daughters are now living with Priscilla Presley

EccentricPickle · 26/03/2017 21:46

Of course he's not dead!!!

He paid that Dr to pretend to kill him (or whatever happened) and he now lives on a remote desert island with Elvis and Tupac Shakur. It's like a bigger version of Neverland, or so I've heard.

Nobody knows where it is, although I think Janet visits regularly... 🙄

Patriciathestripper1 · 26/03/2017 21:48

I heard he is marrying Marilyn Monroe in vagas next week ....

EccentricPickle · 26/03/2017 21:50

Are you sure, Patricia? Because I heard tell that he was marrying Audrey Hepburn.

mortificado · 26/03/2017 21:58

I don't believe he's dead.

Lulukat · 26/03/2017 22:04

The last images of him alive look different to me, so therefore he obviously paid for someone to have plastic surgery to look like him and then paid to die, probably a poor person hoping to help his family Hmm or maybe he just died

Patriciathestripper1 · 26/03/2017 22:09

Oh no eccentric Audrey is too much of a lady to date a pop star! Anyway I don't think they would let him in to tiffanys?

ninenicknames · 26/03/2017 22:11

Annie just rang and said he's OK.

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user1489226029 · 26/03/2017 22:15

HecateAntaia

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mammyoftwo · 26/03/2017 22:22
Grin
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mammyoftwo · 26/03/2017 22:26

just googled original paul mccartney, dn't believe that one!

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LittleStripyBee · 26/03/2017 22:28

ninenicknames superb GrinGrinGrin

I don't go in for conspiracy theories but I've oven said PM has been switched for his waxwork Hmm

frogsgoladidahdidah · 27/03/2017 22:38

Well I never. I knew nothing of all this!

DJBaggySmalls · 27/03/2017 22:40

He took a tip from Jim Morrison and went out for a pack of cigarettes.

Pseudonym99 · 27/03/2017 22:44

I think Princess Diana is still alive.

Maudlinmaud · 27/03/2017 22:45

I was bouncing on a birthing ball in the mid led unit when I heard he had died. The midwives where glued to the tv and I was like hello, pushing a human out of me here. Stole my thunder he did.

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