To sit on the toilet and eat a Creme Egg?

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The lid was down and I wasn't actually using the toilet.

But there was an impressive sunbeam coming through the window and I've given up sweets for Lent, so I took my cup of coffee and a Creme Egg and went and hid in there, after a long day at work, and enjoyed the warmth, the coffee and the forbidden chocolate :)

I would never judge you for doing this. I have eaten a StarBar with the lid up :D

That wasn't a sunbeam.

It was an earthly sign of God's wrath.

Like the Eye of Mordor.

Sounds great. Love little secret moments.

I used to eat chocolate and ice cream in the garage when we had one that joined the house. Have to make do with the kitchen these days and hope the children don't come in.

YANBU

Only 1? I thought the offer for 2 for 90p at the moment??
Would be a crime to leave one behind. . .

Hallowed

It wasn't a sunbeam. It was The Baby Jesus saying 'do it!'

If I could go into the loo without a toddler following me and sitting on my lap, I'd take a glass of wine and a bar of chocolate every bloody time.

I could cry. I'm doing the dechox, people have given money for me to not eat chocolate during march. I'd eat a creme egg that had been in the damn toilet by this point.

I am surprised at how many people say they will give up this and that for lent, just to sneak away and gorge on the very thing they have just given up. What's the point then? I refuse to give up anything and stuff myself openly with goodies.

I used to eat Monster Munch whilst actually using the toilet.

user1490354479 sorry, I should have said, I've only given up chocolate for Lent because my 25 year old challenged me to it

Therefore, I CANNOT FAIL!

And what did your 25 year-old give up? Don't tell me kale! Haha!

I often eat rubbish in our downstairs loo because that gives me two tricky door handles between me and the kids. I can stuff most things down in the time it takes for them to get in

I am laughing here! Why don't you people just eat in front of the kids? You eat on the loo before the kids break the door down to get to you? How old are the kids? They must be still toddlers. Or are they wolfcubs? Are you people wolves? With toilets?

NeonGod73 She's given up chocolate as well.

I bet she's sat in her bedroom...... secretly eating chocolate

I once had a subway tuna divine sandwich on the loo, in asda, with a massive hangover. And it was a totally memorable lunch. And at least 3 years ago. My point being ... Anything eaten on the loo is a Good Thing. Underlined, capitals, italics, bold, weird font, etc etc.

Haha not "how do you eat yours", should be "where do you eat yours" lol.

Nah you're fine. I ate a bag of Mini Eggs in the shower this morning