For being shocked at this?!

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Saw this advert in a Cosmopolitan magazine today at the hairdressers!

It might be a fairly elaborate joke- it was on tv the other night.

Sold by airwick it seems.

www.airwick.co.uk/our-products/v-i-poo-pre-poo-toilet-sprays/

I am seriously going to have to delete cookies after my evening MN session.

Although V.I Poo in fruity pin-up flavour seems to be calling me in a strange way....

I have completely lost the ability to distinguish between satire and reality, reality has become so strange. (I blame Trump.)

I blame Trump too.

I thought it was a good idea once I'd read up on what the product is, after reading the Emma Watson article. Like any beauty product, it isn't necessary, it's a luxury and having read the details the oil sounds well thought out and formulated especially for pubic hair. Anything used there needs to take care of the skin and hair and that's what Fur oil does. I was told by a gynaecologist that removing all pubic hair isn't a good idea as it's protective and serves a purpose.

Shame we can't get a toilet spray for Trump tbh.

The Cosmopolitan in the hairdressers..........was it the April edition?
As in very early April ?

And I'm going to invest in VIPoo , purely for the sake of others who need to use the loo after my IBS innards have done their darndest.

It's a good job I totally ignore fashion and 90% of expected female grooming. I'm just getting to grips with the fact that apparently hardly any women have any pubic hair any more and now it seems like it should be allowed to grow back and then oiled .

But, Wouldn't you end up with oil stains on your trousers

I can't be the only one thinking about an old Eddie Murphy film where his love rival for a woman had his hair oiled and when they sat on the sofa, him and his mates left a big oil stain on the sofa - was it Coming to America?

TimTam Apparently VIPoo is real. I actually think it would sell really well amongst the type of Mumsnetter who thinks that toilets are solely for demonstrating one's A** cleaning and hygiene credentials and never to be used for their intended purpose.

I wonder how many women will be handed that lovely gift on Mother's Day? Bet some of youse are starting to get worried now. 😆

Well... tbh, it doesn't seem weirder than ripping it out or shaving it off (which I do)...

Am I missing something? Oil on pubes - what's the point of it?

Crist. If anything surely it's a Valentines gift. I'd be fucking weirded out if my kids bought me pube oil

Well... tbh, it doesn't seem weirder than ripping it out or shaving it off (which I do)..

Or you could just leave it all the hell alone? Just putting that out there........

like fanjo steamers!

Say what

I'm not shocked at the product, but am at the price.

Do people still have pubic hair?????

Re VIP Poo. I understand that striking a match will remove any unpleasant odours. In fact I read in The Lady that a good hostess will leave a book of matches in her guest bathroom for that very purpose.

it's like eyebrows....25 years ago they were pencil thin and plucked out of existence, now people are growing them back and rubbing all sorts to get thick luscious slug like brows

this is the same for your pant beard!

Ha this thread also made me think of the VI Poo advert.

Weird world.

It's a good idea because if you're ever in an accident, your pubes will look in shiny, healthy condition for the doctor.
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As I've resisted the trend to remove it all, I'm going to wax mine like a hipster moustache. You can all copy me if you like. I'll have a side parting, I think.

Pubic hair seems to fall into the following categories on MN;

1. never touched it, bushy delight, probably housing an endangered species
2. ripped out like an avocado bathroom suite, never to be seen again
3. trim the edges, just enough so there's no knicker beard on the beach/pool.
4. oiled, trimmed, pouffed and combed. I'm calling that one the "Donald".

Reminds me of a Dennis Pennis interview of Simon Cowell where he said to him, 'I bet you're the kind of man who conditions his pubes.' passes microphone 'Are you?'. Simon Cowell was so taken aback and laughed and blushed. Definitely spot on.

Oiled!? ... this just gives me visions of a slicked back quiff between my legs and I don't think that's a vision I'm liking!